Looking for an excuse not to exercise? Let us present this train wreck, in which a group of anthropomorphic poodles pump iron with a pink-leotarded instructor sporting lumpen Popeye arms. (Body modification? Skin suit? Why? Why???)

But even stranger than poodle-lady's instructions to "pump your arms like you're in the mud" is that the video was created by the late Japanese performance artist Nagi Noda for the 2004 Athens Olympics. Yeah, we don't know either! So we'll just leave you with this creepy video treat. Don't say we didn't warn you.


Tell us -- aside from human/dog creatures and people with deformed extremities -- what discourages you most from getting fit.



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