We're not kidding. The nursery rhyme "Goosey Goosey Gander" is a catchy little tune, and everything's going just dandy until WHAM! A goose with a cane clubs an old man and pushes him down the stairs. TWICE. According to the rhyme, the old man didn't say his prayers, which apparently warrants a trip to the hospital for a hip replacement. (By a duck in a blue fedora, nonetheless.)Whoa. We're not really sure how this "rhyme" is kid-friendly, unless your threats to take away your kid's bike haven't been working. What's that? You didn't say your Hail Marys last night? Down the stairs you go!
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Monday 14 September
By Amani
wow whoever made that nursery rhyme should be ashamed its seriously stupid ugh!
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Sunday 04 October
By Madison
Holy crap really... this is no big deal. Almost every other children's nursery rhyme is violent. To name a few, Ring Around the Rosie, Three Blind Mice and Rock'a'bye Baby. This is an old nursery rhyme they made into a cartoon seriously the main character is supposed to be frowned upon and the person being ridiculed is supposed to be the person the child will understand. This one simply changes a bit into the goose taking action for how hes been wronged. It teaches it metaphorically people just don't always understand them today because they take no knowledge of literature with them after leaving high school.
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