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This clip from the TV show WifeSwap features an adorable kid named Curtis. Curtis then has a meltdown when his new "mom" throws away the bacon from the refrigerator. We don't want to spoil it for you, but let's just say Curtis is mad as hell and he ain't gonna take it anymore. We don't know where we can find ourselves a Curtis or what, in fact, he's got in his blue suitcase (more bacon, perhaps?) but his outrageous statements ("She can't run in those little high heels!") and complete lack of respect for parental authority reminds us of how we get when somebody steals our last Twix. Click to watch!
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Friday 11 September
By Melissa
OMG, Dont let that be my child I would take away everything from him minus his bed, pillow and blanket and thats where he would be
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Friday 11 September
By hps
OMG, I HEAR you!!! LOL!!! my mom used to say "you can leave but leave everything I bought you!"
Friday 11 September
By Frank
DAMN. The kid needs his bacon. Did you see how thin he was. IT IS GOOD FOR HIM
Friday 11 September
By seawitch1313
he might be a brat but OMG............ this kid is a riot!! LMAO someone give him his own show!!
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Friday 11 September
By Bridget
Cute kid rant, but he didn't really rant about bacon though, it was like one second and that's it. I wanted more bacon.
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Friday 11 September
By striderhamtaro
Wow, kids mature fast these days huh? He carried himself quite well throughout that whole argument, no screaming or flailing whatsoever. I'm impressed. Parents have obviously done a great job for the most part. And to top it off it's all coming from such an adorable face.
"Joy, I've been nice to you, but now, I'm going to the edge." - "She can't run in those little high heels." Classic.
Seriously though, no bacon?? =( Call me Emperor Joy, and the answer is no.
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Friday 11 September
By dale
Proverbs
The Father of a numskull has no joy.
Friday 11 September
By Lorna
This so funny, I love this kid!
reminds me of when my daughter ran away - to grandma - across the street- because she couldn't have cake for breakfast.
She didn't get cake there either but would never admit it.
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Friday 11 September
By tom
cute kid very articulate. now lets see her kids.
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Friday 11 September
By yokoach
these kids are already headed toward obesity, you can see their chubby little bodies, The father should endorse this woman and let them know that bacon, ISN'T GOOD FOR ANYBODY...it's an artery clogger, period. it's also a fat builder...relative to the pathetic amount of protein involved, it's ridiculous to serve it, let alone indoctrinate a kid into thinking it's good for him...
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Friday 11 September
By Akuin
You've never met a child have you Yokoach? When I was his age, I didn't get a lot of it but if there was chocolate in the house and you threw it away I'd tell you it was good for me too...It's a comment thing to hear from kids. My Nephew told me that kool aid was good for him when I told him he could have water once...it's just somethin' I've known all kids to do.
I'm impressed with this child, he's very articulate especially for his age.
Monday 14 September
By Annette
Oh come on! I thought this kid was very impressive. A little bacon never hurt anyone. Give me a break, so he is a little chubby, nothing a little proportion size cutting cant fix. Balance is the key, but Damn he should be a lawyer, I thought he put up a pretty good argument and he was very tactful about it! So what! Protein isss good for you. Only a vegetarian will tell you otherwise.
Friday 11 September
By ace221
Get a grip. I don't think they "indoctrinated" the child into thinking it was good for him... that is just how the mind of a kid works. And you don't know how often he ate bacon... once a week won't kill him. Everything in moderation is fine. Plus you have no idea if they will be obese. My neice looked like that when she was younger. Now she is 14 5'9" and about 105lbs. My son looked like that, he's 12, 5'6" about 130 lbs. Neither is obese by any means. Lay off the wako pills and chill out.
Friday 11 September
By jeff
Bacon is sooo bad for you, just take my grandmother for example...she died at a young age, was never overweight, had absolutely no cardiovascular problems whatsoever up until the day she died, and before I get to long winded and lose my point...she ate bacon for breakfast every day that she didn't eat ham or sausage. Oh, did I say young...what I meant to say was she was 96!
Friday 11 September
By Katie
That is the funniest video I have seen in a very long time!!! The kid is an absolute riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday 11 September
By sue ellen
I love that video,, oh yeh!! Awww Hell no, that guy should get a emmy award.. Dude your were so on it,. If I slapped my momma, who I love and REpect.. If I did that, we wouldnt need Doc Phill, I would need a body baggg.. lol . Sue In Ky says ya the man.
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Friday 11 September
By Brian
Yeah, the kid is intelligent...or now until a stroke hits when he becomes morbidly obese by the age of 20 from eating junk food and nitrates...take a walk and eat an apple AMERICA!
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Friday 11 September
By Bobbi
you DID take a walk....right out the door!!!
Friday 11 September
By Cary
Haha! Oh, man! This kid is great!
I tell'ya what, though -- when he's fifteen and on his death bed, he's gonna be wishin' he ate a lot less bacon growing up.
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Friday 11 September
By bob
fat lil brat
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