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Life as an Army girlfriend may not be as dramatic as a Lifetime original series, but it's still pretty rough. (College Candy)

This fat kid bucks tradition and loves his bacon, not cake. We normally wouldn't advise laughing at children, but his drama queen antics and ridiculous country accent practically beg for a hearty guffaw. (College Humor)

The kid from "The Christmas Story" never made it past elementary school in the movie, but what if he was a 23-year-old that you knew? Hilarity would ensue... (Cracked)

The UN has drafted a universal standard for sex education that, shockingly!, includes discussion of homosexuality, non-abstinence and masturbation. Far-right religious groups, predictably, oppose. (TresSugar)

Ladies, it's time to reconfigure your hangover kits! Pepto-Bismol has been shown to blacken your teeth. (The Frisky)

Like attracts like, as is proven by these famous former college roommates. Our favorites are, of course, Al Gore and Tommy Lee, who roomed together at ye'olde Harvard. (Mental Floss)