Did you accidentally pass on a venereal disease? Whoooops. Make it all better by giving your most likely soon-to-be-ex-lover something that won't itch or burn: an STD stuffed animal.

These love bugs came in four shapes & colors: chlamydia, the pox, the clap and herpes. So, in other words, if you've got genital warts, sorry, no stuffed toy for you.

The company, Giantmicrobes, specializes in plush toys that look like microbes. Their newest addition: swine flu. Gross? Funny? Sort of both. But at $7.95 a pop, we're curlin' up next to the clap tonight.