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Think you've been on the world's worst date? A woman in Michigan may be trying to steal your crown, after her nightmare first date ended with her gentleman caller stealing her car.

Terrence Dejuan McCoy -- whom the unidentified woman met a week earlier as "Chris" in a Detroit Casino -- accompanied her to a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant for an evening of bleu cheese and romance. But after dinner, "Chris" conveniently "forgot" his wallet in her car and asked for her keys in order to retrieve it. Then he hopped in her 2000 Chevy Impala and stole it. That's right. He stole her car and skipped out on the bill.

The woman called the police, who apprehended McCoy but not the car, which turned up two weeks later. With the radio missing. (Remember this the next time you dismiss a guy for his clammy handshake.)

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