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Cough It Up, John
John Mayer's lost a bet with TMZ's Harry Levin, and it's gonna cost him -- big time. Mayer challenged Levin to produce a 2001 mug shot of the singer after he was arrested for driving with a suspended license. The wager: $25,000 to a charity of Levin's choice. (via TMZ)

Monkey Business
While vacationing in Gibraltar, "American Pie" star Jason Biggs was attacked by a monkey that leapt from a tree and tried to bite his face. And we thought Stifler's mom was aggressive. (via Celebitchy)
Nomi Reaches Out to Teens
"Showgirls" star Elizabeth Berkley will write a advice book for teens. Here's a preview of her chapter on how to make new friends. (via Perez Hilton)
D-Bag of the Day: Chris Brown
Chris Brown's parole violation may land him in even more hot water. His recent night out clubbing "won't be taken lightly" by the L.A. Probation Department. (via E Online)
Parker Posey's Health Troubles
Parker Posey is putting her appearance in an off-Broadway play on hold because she's been diagnosed with Lyme disease. (via Celeb Pulp)
Motormouth: Megan Fox
"I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people I had to kiss." -- Megan Fox on her sapphic smooch with Amanda Seyfried in "Jennifer's Body." (via Wonderwall)
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