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As if planning a wedding weren't stressful enough, one couple in Britain managed to land the title of unluckiest bride and groom when every single thing went wrong.Seriously. Kenneth and Karen Porter's impending nuptials got off to a bad start when the airline and the hotel firm that had booked their honeymoon went bust. After that, the shop with the bridesmaids' dresses also went bankrupt, and they lost their deposit. THEN, Michael Jackson died, probably because they had bought tickets to see his concert to celebrate their nuptials, and an unexpected foot surgery made them cancel an Oasis concert they planned to see instead.
Next, the hotel they had booked to host their wedding went bankrupt, and yet another deposit was lost. It gets even weirder. The store holding the bride's dress was robbed, but, in the only stroke of good fortune the couple enjoyed, the dress remained unharmed. Except, oops, the steamer they bought for their wedding clothes literally blew up right in front of their very eyes.
You'd think somebody was trying to tell them something, but the wedding itself managed to go off without a hitch, and the honeymoon they arranged after the first one fell through turned out to be a marvelous time.
Hopefully all those mini-catastrophes have earned them smooth sailing for awhile.
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Monday 31 August
By Angiebaby
Nonsense, Mrs. Porter. I have a very irreverent sense of humor and your situation was ripe for it. I don't watch that many movies and I get out often enough, but I've never had the one thing I SINCERELY wish for you and the Mr., and that is a very Happily Ever After!
Monday 31 August
By Sarah
DAMN! Good luck to that couple!!! TTF
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Monday 31 August
By FC
Wow, if that was bad try divorce!
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Monday 31 August
By jim
Wendy get off his leg!!!!!!!
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Monday 31 August
By MamaSchack
Our wedding wasn't a disaster. Everything went off a planned. We had met in mid November and had our first official date on December 4th.. But everybody was against us getting married when we did. My father said "I wish you'd wait but your both over 21 and don't need my permission". So we were married on December 17, 1966 and are still married today after almost 43 years (and they said it wouldn't last. AH AH!).
by the way of the 2 people most against us getting married: a friend divorced not long after my wedding and remarried and divorced again and a sister who married the week before I did, also was divorced after 7 or 8 years in a hellish marriage. Not that we haven't had are ups and downs (more ups) but want marriage doesn't.
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