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Gerard in the Doghouse
Gerard Butler is crazy about his dog Lolita -- at least according to a Queens couple, who were on the receiving end of the star's rage when their greyhound "touched noses" with the pampered pug. (via DListed)

Tori to Gaga: You Suck
Lady Gaga has no staying power, says Tori Amos. She doesn't believe the "Poker Face" singer will be around in 20 years. In related news, Amos has just been made lieutenant of the Obvious Police. (via I'm Not Obsessed)
Kate's New View
Kate Gosselin wants you to take her seriously. Seriously. She'll be filling in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck on "The View" in September while Hasselbeck is out on maternity leave. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
D-Bag of the Day: Sean Stewart
Recovering drug addict Sean Stewart, son of Rod, has been spotted partying and drinking in Malibu and the relapse has cost him his publicist and manager. No sweat, Sean. You obviously needed better ones anyway. (via Perez Hilton)
Meg Ryan, Homewrecker?
There's a special place in hell for Meg Ryan. First, she ditches Dennis Quaid for Russell Growe. Now, she's reportedly dating a married man with two kids. (via Celebitchy)
Motormouth: Anne Heche
"He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, 'Oh, I got a check from Anne. Oh, I got a check from Anne. Yay!'" -- Anne Heche when asked what her ex-husband Coley Laffoon does for a living.(via People)
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