King of Pop's Death a Homicide
Michael Jackson
was murdered, according to the L.A. County coroner, increasing the likelihood that criminal charges will be filed against quack doc Conrad Murray -- who injected the lethal dose of Propofol into the singer. (via The Hollywood Gossip)


Homophobic Ho to Be "Apprentice"
Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean is in talks to star in "Celebrity Apprentice." What a dummy. Hasn't she been burned by Donald Trump enough times? (via Hot Mama Gossip)
D-Bag of the Day: Ed Swiderski (Part 2)
"Bachelorette" winner Ed Swiderski continues his downward spiral toward Dante's ninth ring of douchebaggery: Not only did he have two girlfriends when he proposed to Jillian Harris, but his steamy email exchanges with them have been leaked all over the Web. (via OMG)
Shiloh, the Movie Star?
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
, who appeared alongside her dad in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is a movie star in the making. Apparently she wants to follow in the footsteps of her famous parents. (via I'm Not Obsessed)
They're Gonna Make Her Go to Rehab
Melanie Griffith is going to back to rehab to "reinforce her commitment to stay healthy," say her reps. Right, and Courtney Love is mother-of-the-year. (via Celeb Pulp)
Motormouth: Heidi Montag
"I grew up watching Britney Spears. That's someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career-wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I'm ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go." -- Heidi Montag. We feel inspired by her mastery of, like, words. (via DListed)
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