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Sex Toys on Tour
We've wanted to throw something at Adam Lambert ever since he shrieked his first note on season eight of "American Idol." An audience member at a recent concert beat us to the chase when he hurled a sex toy onstage during Adam's performance. (via Perez Hilton)

Give the Girl a Hand
We love us some Sarah Jessica Parker but Freddy Krueger has more attractive hands -- seriously. The star was recently photographed leaving her NYC apartment with veins popping out all over. (via Hollywood Rag)
Gaga for Fangs?
Lady Gaga left London's Heathrow airport wearing a thong leotard, fishnets, and fake vampire teeth. Ten bucks she's in town auditioning for the straight-to-DVD porn version of "Twilight." (via I'm Not Obsessed)
D-Bag of the Day: Billy Ray Cyrus
What's wrong with a 16-year-old girl writhing seductively on a stripper pole? Nothing, according to Billy Ray Cyrus. He recently defended daughter Miley's racy performance on the Teen Choice Awards, calling it "artistic." (via The Hollywood Gossip)
'Lil Sting Talks Tantric
Coco Sumner, the daughter of Sting and Trudie Styler, says that rumors of her parents' marathon bedroom sessions are wildly exaggerated. (via Popeater)
Motormouth: Kourtney Kardashian
"I don't think I've ever changed a diaper. I am sure that I helped out with Kendall and Kylie, but I don't remember." -- Kourtney Kardashian, on prepping for motherhood. (via E Online)
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