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Meet Stefanie, a self-described "writer, comedian and all-around special person."

We don't like to admit there are other funny people in the blogosphere because all we have going for us most days is our sarcasm, wit and good looks. But Stefanie's pretty much the funniest mom on the Internet since Dooce.

In her bio she says, "I like to write about my babies and drugs. Not always in that order." So we thought she'd be highly qualified to give her opinion on the hard-hitting issue of the week (right behind health care and sex ed): baby holding.

Guess what? "I don't want to hold anyone's baby either," she says. "I barely want to hold my own." In fact, there are a lot of things Stefanie doesn't want to do. For example, she doesn't want to see your ultrasound video. Or your skydiving video -- unless you don't make it, that is.

Read Stefanie's blog at Baby on Bored, or follow her on Twitter at @SWilderTaylor.