We were shocked to hear that "Megan Wants a Millionaire" contestant Ryan Alexander Jenkins was brought in for questioning after the body of his wife Jasmine Fiore was found in a Dumpster in Orange County, Calif., over the weekend.

In an interview with TMZ, the show's star, Megan Hauseman, characterized Jenkins as "always nice and kind ... definitely the least likely person I would ever expect to do something like this." Then again, she also wanted to date Bret Michaels, so we're pretty sure she's not the best judge of character.

Jenkins' arrest made us wonder: Did VH1 bother doing a psychological evaluation or background check on this guy or any of the zillion or so reality TV show contestants they've had on in the past few years? We've helpfully compiled a selection of police sketches and their likely reality show suspects.

Name: Mr. Boston
Television Show(s): "I Love New York," "I Love Money"
Police sketch suspected of: Rape and assault
Actually guilty of: Famewhorism, maybe being the whitest guy on Earth
Name: 12 Pack
Television Show(s): "I Love New York," "I Love Money," "Daisy of Love"
Police sketch suspected of: Sexual assault with a deadly weapon
Actually guilty of: Over-application of hair gel, obsession with abs





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Name: Buddha
Television Show(s): "I Love New York," "I Love Money"
Police sketch suspected of: Stabbing a minister
Actually guilty of: Wearing terrible man tank tops
Name: Big Rig
Television Show(s): "Daisy of Love"
Police sketch suspected of: Home invasion, attempted sexual assault
Actually guilty of: Being way too nice for reality TV.
Name: Sinister
Television Show(s): "Daisy of Love"
Police sketch suspected of: Attempted kidnapping
Actually guilty of: Tragically bad personal style, being in a rap-rock band
Name: Stefanie
Television Show(s): "Paris Hilton's My New BFF 2"
Police sketch suspected of: Home-invasion robbery
Actually guilty of: Egregious over-use of hair bleach; wanting to be Paris Hilton's friend
Name: Donald
Television Show(s): "Megan Wants a Millionaire"
Police sketch suspected of: Groping a teenage girl
Actually guilty of: Being way too old for reality TV
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