If you've ever watched Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart'" video (or perhaps just read the flowchart), then you already know it's creepy. Really creepy.

Luckily, the hilarious weirdos at Dust Films gave it the Literal Video treatment. (For the uninitiated, the original lyrics in famous music videos are replaced with a word-for-word narration.)

Sounds confusing, but we promise, it's hilarious. At least watch it for Bonnie's crazy eye makeup, the ninjas (!) and scary possessed choir boys. Oh no? Oh yes. Turn around, bright eyes.