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Jonson Will Judge "Idols"
Joe Jonas and Kelly Clarkson are the latest guest judges set to temporarily fill Paula Abdul's vacant "American Idol" chair next season. We think a more true-to-form replacement would be liquor-lovin' Edina from "Absolutely Fabulous." (via E Online)

VH1 Reality Star a Killer?
"Megan Wants a Millionaire" contestant Ryan Jennings has been implicated in the death of a Playboy model who was found dead and stuffed in a suitcase in Orange County. (via TMZ)
Trace of Dignity
Miley's bro Trace Cyrus continued his I-Swear-I'm-Over-Demi Lovato tour by sucking face with an unidentified chick in front a horde of paps in Hollywood. (via DListed)

D-Bag of the Day: Bernard Madoff
Disgraced financier Bernard Madoff had more than one young chippie keeping him company after hours. A new book reveals that he often paid out huge sums in hush money to the many secretaries he slept with. (via Page Six)
Colin to Father a Wee One
Lusty Irishman Colin Farrell has reportedly implanted his Guinness-soaked seed into girlfriend Alicja Bachleda-Curus. The couple was photographed at LAX where Alicja was seen sporting a suspicious belly bump. (via Celebitchy)
Motormouth: Katy Perry
"I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a 9-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn't be able to see my feet." -- Katy Perry on her childhood dreams. (via OK)
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