We always root for the underdog, which is why we're so in love with Alice Cooper, a 6-inch-tall baby falcon. The puny peregrine was found in Brooklyn being beaten up by a gang of rough-and-tumble pigeons. The Good Samaritan who stepped in happens to be a crew member of "30 Rock," and Gothamist wonders if maybe the tale will make its way into a plot line next season.


Update: Apparently the rogue pigeons are still at it. Gone are the good old days of Giuliani, huh?