McSteamy's Sex Tape Scandal
"Grey's Anatomy" star Eric Dane and his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, bare it all in a video-taped threesome with Hollywood madam and "Celebrity Rehab" dropout Kari Ann Peniche. Dane's attorney is clarifying that it's "a naked tape, not a sex tape." (via Gawker)

Trouble in Vancouver?
When it comes to the cast of "New Moon," life seems to be imitating art. Taylor Lautner's alleged crush on co-star Kristen Stewart threatens to derail her rumored relationship with Robert Pattinson. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
D-Bag of the Day: Joe Francis
"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis has been ordered to pay a $2 million gambling debt to Wynn Las Vegas. According to court documents, he farted while testifying. Nothing makes a girl want to take her clothes off more than a tool passing gas! (via Perez Hilton)
BAG Heats Up Smallville
Brian Austin Green will appear in the September 25 premiere of "Smallville" as the series' latest villan, Metallo. Behold Metallo's fury as he reveals his secret weapon aimed at defeating Clark Kent. (via Just Jared)
Real Catfight of Atlanta
The fued between Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" rages on. The subject of their physical altercation came up during an interview with Ryan Seacrest, and the claws came out. (via I'm Not Obsessed)
Motormouth: Brad Pitt
"I'd also like to reiterate that Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so." -- Brad Pitt, jokingly ribbing George Clooney while showing his support for gay marriage. (via People)
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