What would you get if you cobbled together people's favorite qualities of their pets into one animal? According to one study, a cabbit hortriever. The project, commissioned by a U.K. insurance firm (naturally), found that people liked rabbit ears, cat faces, golden retriever bodies and horse tails. Then researchers created a pic of the beast named Max, shown below, who barks like a St. Bernard and sleeps over nine hours a day. God bless those crazy Brits.

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