In a shocking and very important new poll, it is revealed that the average woman will cry for an equivalent of 16 months of her entire life. Of course, that counts all the wailing to be fed, changed and held done by male and female babies, making these findings arguably both unfair and sexist. But apparently, teenage girls also cry for two hours and 13 minutes a week, and by their mid-20s women will weep about 2.24 hours a week.
The good news is that by our teens we graduate from crying over hunger and wet diapers to tearing up over being grounded and how "horrible" other people are.
The results were gleaned from a poll of 3,000 people who gave reasons for adult tear-shedding ranging from watching a sappy romantic comedy to making decisions about LTRs.
Obviously we're going to cry over a failed relationship! And they don't call "Terms of Endearment" a "tearjerker" for no reason. But what we really want to know is why only ladies were questioned for this survey. Don't try to tell us men don't cry!
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Thursday 13 August
By lauragilbert08
what!?!? who cries for 2 hours a week? anyone who does pls see me re: i'll give you something to cry about.
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Friday 14 August
By iamnotit
you're not very nice. and nooo i'm not going to cry about it, lol.
Saturday 15 August
By DANA
OOH I'VE THE COMMENT OF THE DECADE ON THIS ONE! WE CRY IN LAUGHTER, HURT, HAPPINESS, DISAPPOINTMENT, DEATH, PUTTING TO REST, BIRTH, GIVING BIRTH, MARRIAGE, DIVORCE, CLEANING, NOT CLEANING, WORKING, NOT WORKING, PERIODS, MENOPAUSE, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, VIOLENCE ON TV, THE TV IN GENERAL, OUR LOOKS, OUR BODY, WHAT WE HAVE, WHAT WE DON'T HAVE, BEING A FEMALE, BEING A TOMGIRL..........IT'S TOUGH BEING A WOMAN..BUT REMEMBER.. ADAM WAS NOT ADAM WITHOUT EVE!!!! ; )
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Saturday 15 August
By Peggy
Best said reply I have read on any topic today, Nice wording.
Friday 14 August
By Vaeltier
Bullcrap. I'm a teenage girl and I never cry over being grounded or how "horrible" people are. And people tend to treat me like crap.
The most I ever cry is ten minutes every couple of months being disappointed in myself. And that's it.
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Friday 14 August
By Drb
What a load of crap! Yes, there are some women who cry at the drop of a hat, yet other's who rarely shed a tear! Some of these article's make one wonder...is there just nothing of real interest out there to publish?? Makes you picture some editor saying, "Write, something, I don't care what...just make it up!"
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Saturday 15 August
By abbey
As a teenage girl I can say that I don't even cry 2 hours a month, let alone a week. where did they take that information?
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Saturday 15 August
By Kate
The estimate is over two hours a WEEK? That's crazy and total bull. I want sources!!
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Saturday 15 August
By Mila
where in the world do they actually survey these people..in MOVIES??!!! honestly, i cry for sappy movies but thats like once a month..who actually has time to just sit down and cry because they have nothing else to do...you should be using that time to do that list of 100+ things you want to do before you die..but if that includes crying SPECIFICALLY(as stated in the article for 2 hours a week), than you really have nothing to do in life but feel sorry for yourself. Make better use of the time YOU do HAVE on earth, not everyone gets that chance. Don't be spending time always watching sappy movies either, it's depressing and brings out emotions that shouldn't be brought upon someone. Those emotions could trigger other depressing stories that HAVE happened in your life, like losing a loved one. You see why we have so many suicides happening these days. Sometimes people just cannot control themselves.
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Saturday 15 August
By aladyinsc
I never cried too much until after I got married.
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Saturday 15 August
By doubter
um, ya wow, im old and i dont think ive cried 2 hours in my whole life, babyhood included, where do they come up with this CRAP, wow. i can't even remember last time i cried and im not a hardass or anything like that but what a waste of the bodys resources, water, salt... cmon AOL...we know you can do better than this and if not well maybe its time to just say nothing.
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Saturday 15 August
By roseybaby63
What a stupid freakin' survey. How the hell could anyone possibly pin down the actual minutes, days, weeks, months and years that anyone has cried? We cry for so many reasons. I go weeks and weeks without crying at all. Sure, a tearjerker show or movie will make me cry for a little bit. When my mom died, I cried every day for months. How the hell would you measure that? The whole thing is just so absurd. I agree it's a rather sexist survery. Men cry. I've seen my father cry and have seen my husband cry. Besides, lots of people cry in private. It's just boggles my mind that this crap is even reported on.
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Saturday 15 August
By Anne Watson
Ok, so what women cry more. We also live longer. I think there's a connection. A) that we release stress and B) we care about things.
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Saturday 15 August
By thetruckerking
QUIT CRYING, SHUT THE HELL UP, STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND GROW A PAIR AND GET YOUR REAR END BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND GET ME A BEER!
Sensitivity is for squares.
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Saturday 15 August
By L
Truckers make me cry....because their As$es get so Fat sitting in their air seats eating Ho Ho's and sucking down "Yellow Jackets" so they can fudge their log books. Then they are so tired AND strung out at the same time they neglect to pay attention to the stupid person in the tiny car cutting them off without warning. Wiggle your FAT A$S around a bit and stay alert for the sake of your own life and others....get your own "Beer" when you drag your Fat tired A$s home to the Woman you cheat on with "Lot Lizards", pay some real attention to the many children you have probably made and neglected in the past, send THEIR Mother's who used to get your stinking "Beer" some cold hard cash to help pay for food to feed the "fruit of your disgusting loins" and stop complaining about Women. IT is obvious you are so useless that you NEED ONE to get the "Beer" to drunken your "Fat Trucking King A$s" :^) I cried the whole time I wrote this.....oh...wait...those weren't tears....it was laughter that caused tears to run down my cheeks at picturing you sitting on your air seat typing on your lap top while waiting hours to drop your load in the shipping dock. Do you have to unload it too??? I sure as Hell hope so, and I hope it is pallets of crap that makes YOU cry!!! YES I am one of those Bit@%es who KNOWS your TYPE. MAN????? I think NOT. I...Think....NOT!!!! I thank the truckers of the nation for teaching me what a MAN "isn't" so that I know what to see when a REAL one comes along :^) You live a sheltered deranged life behind the wheel listening to stupid "road trip" country songs and growing your old A$ses to a plump 2 and a 1/2 feet wide....Blaghhhhhhh. Lot Lizards must gag once they get out of your cab!!! Breaker Breaker 19...Have a nice ride Good Buddy...Ten.
Saturday 15 August
By Little Red
Truckers make me cry....because their As$es get so Fat sitting in
their air seats eating Ho Ho's and sucking down "Yellow Jackets" so
they can fudge their log books. Then they are so tired AND strung out
at the same time they neglect to pay attention to the stupid person in
the tiny car cutting them off without warning. Wiggle your FAT A$S
around a bit and stay alert for the sake of your own life and
others....get your own "Beer" when you drag your Fat tired A$s home
to the Woman you cheat on with "Lot Lizards", pay some real
attention to the many children you have probably made and neglected
in the past, send THEIR Mother's who used to get your stinking "Beer"
some cold hard cash to help pay for food to feed the "fruit of your
disgusting loins" and stop complaining about Women. IT is obvious you
are so useless that you NEED ONE to get the "Beer" to drunken your
"Fat Trucking King A$s" :^) I cried the whole time I wrote
this.....oh...wait...those weren't tears....it was laughter that
caused tears to run down my cheeks at picturing you sitting on your
air seat typing on your lap top while waiting hours to drop your load
in the shipping dock. Do you have to unload it too??? I sure as Hell
hope so, and I hope it is pallets of crap that makes YOU cry!!! YES I
am one of those Bit@%es who KNOWS your TYPE. MAN????? I think NOT.
I...Think....NOT!!!! I thank the truckers of the nation for teaching
me what a MAN "isn't" so that I know what to see when a REAL one
comes along :^) You live a sheltered deranged life behind the wheel
listening to stupid "road trip" country songs and growing your old
A$ses to a plump 2 and a 1/2 feet wide....Blaghhhhhhh. Lot Lizards
must gag once they get out of your cab!!! Breaker Breaker 19...Have a
nice ride Good Buddy...Ten.
Saturday 15 August
By Maggie
Dana, you nailed it!
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Saturday 15 August
By Trish
what a crock lol where to they get this statistics???
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Saturday 15 August
By steve
Dont forget all the phony crying, like trying to get out of a speeding ticket and trying to get a boyfriend back, crying to a teacher to get a better grade on an exam etc.
Saturday 15 August
By star
my ex cried like a baby when our divorce was granted!! haha!! i laughed not cried all the way to the bank!!
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