Here at Lemondrop, we love our small but highly esteemed male readership. Naturally, we fell over with excitement when a fine young gentleman reader sent us an email. Unfortunately, Duncan wrote in only because he took major issue with our article about 10 Sci-Fi Guys We'd Do, saying that we were "toying with the nerd community" by suggesting we were into geeks when, as he insists, no cool girls actually are.
It was with heavy hearts that we read his letter -- after all, we had no intentions of "angering and hurting" him with our words.
As it is, we do love nerds -- not just movie stars playing nerds (whom he scoffs at for their facade of geekiness). In fact, consider this our declaration of love for Duncan and all glasses-wielding programmers worldwide.
Please, please click here and read Duncan's diatribe in its entirety.
Dear Lemondrop staff.
Wonderful site in many ways, congratulations. However... I recently came across the following article:
http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/ 07/07/sci-fi-guys-wed-do/
...What the hell do you think you're doing? Toying with the hearts of nerds the world over. As a software engineer with slightly broken glasses that I haven't been able to fix, this article angers and hurts me.
...What the hell do you think you're doing? Toying with the hearts of nerds the world over. As a software engineer with slightly broken glasses that I haven't been able to fix, this article angers and hurts me.
Do you think it's funny to write stuff like: "Here at Lemondrop, we're suckers for dorks. And what cool girl isn't?"
I'll tell you which cool girls, ALL OF THEM!!!! Every last single one of them. Even in the Amazonian rainforests, the tribesmen who know the names all of the flora and fauna and can recite centuries worth of tribal history don't get laid as much as the ones that can kill an anaconda with their bare hands (fact). And don't give me this BS with "well, here's a list we made." Movie stars playing nerds aren't actual nerds (sorry girls), putting a pair of glasses on the body of an adonis does not constitute a nerd unless that movie star knows what "recurisive coding" and "null pointer exception" means.
As to who is better in bed -- of course nerds are more grateful and eager to secure future liaisons of the sexual nature, but it's an entirely wasted point because those nerds will never even get a chance in the first place.
Don't lead them into thinking they will.
Sincerely,
A Nerd
Lemondrop Debate: Who's better in bed? Nerds or Gym Rats? (Lemondrop)
When your Family Doesn't Like your Boyfriend: The n00b Edition. (College Humor)
Just Because We're a Sucker for Nerds Doesn't Mean We'd Do Anyone. Here are Five Kinds of Guys we'd Never go Home With. (College Candy)
Flowchart: How Indie Rock Fans Pick Their Music (hint: it has nothing to do with whether they like the band). (Cracked)











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Thursday 13 August
By Vincent
Dear Nerd: I think your blue balls have buried you into a deep, petulant hole. When you stop whining like a ungrateful weenie about it, it'll probably heighten your chances of finally wooing your Princess Leia. Sincerely, Another Nerd
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Thursday 13 August
By Nichole
Dear Nerd,
I'm actually a cool-chick/nerd-lover and I beg to differ with your remarks. My turbo-nerd friends and boyfriend all have hot, cool girlfriends/ wives/ etc... perhaps you are just too young to realize that women really want a stable, sane, intelligent man that will listen well, help with chores, understand how to make more money for retirement and travel, all while f-ing them like an animal? There is no better man than this, trust me.
Speaking from experience,
Hotty with a nerd-fetish
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Thursday 13 August
By Ultra Cool Girl
Hi Duncan,
Fact: I'm cool and hot..proof? I'm a fashion designer in new york.
Fact: I'm dating a nerd, he likes comic books and is a trekkie.
Fact: he's self confident and not afraid of who he is. That's what makes him so awesome, so don't be so embarrassed about being a weenie, and embrace it. All the girls in new york are dating skinny boys with glasses these days.
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Thursday 13 August
By Aires
Dear A Nerd:
I agree COMPLETELY with Nichole. I'm also a cool chick/nerd lover. It didn't hit me until getting hurt by the hot player/athletic jock-type that the nerds are actually the hot ones. I'm now married to one and he is the best!!! Like Nichole said, all woman want stable, sane, kind, hard-working nerds (aka Real Men) who understand how to make more money for retirement and travel, all while f-ing them like an animal!... But i love your honestly and intelligent letter, what a turn on!!! Give yourself a few years, don't settle for just any girl who gives you attention and your self-esteem issues will be conquered and you will pretty soon be enjoying a great life with a hot, cool chick on your arm and OF COURSE... in bed!
Another cool chick speaking from experience!!!
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Thursday 13 August
By havethehabit
duncan, we elucidated your charms on today's Lemondrop podcast. Look out for it in the coming weeks!
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Friday 14 August
By Cullane
Hey, not true. Being a geek girl myself, I would be frustated by anyone who wasn't a nerd in the long term. Don't know if I could stick with a guy who hadn't listened to the BBC Lord of the Rings recording or read at least a couple mangas. Definitely have to play PS3 or XBox360 (or equivalent bloodshed on the PC). Kudos to him too if he also watched seinen anime, StarTrek, Star Wars, Mad Max, Robocop, Bladerunner...and knew enough HTML to get by. And for the profession-based nerds, I love Bill Nye the Science Guy and would do a lot for a chap who could keep my computer alive.
However, geeks are bound to the same standards as everyone else, and have to be well-rounded individuals. There's got to be determination, confidance, and the desire for advancement. Geeks CAN be cool. Geeks CAN play sports. Geeks CAN walk out of the house with a debonair smile and t-shirt saying "I am the Kwisatz Haderach." Just cross Stephen Hawkings with Beowulf and you'll get a girl.
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Friday 14 August
By Susan
Why, why, why is it that we think all programmers like sci-fi? I am a programmer and I can't stand that rubbish!
btw, I do think some nerd qualities are cute...most of the time it comes down to their hygiene and grooming not being up to par. Believe me I work with them!
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Friday 14 August
By Irhie
I married my anime-watching, video game-playing, glasses-wearing and otherwise all-geeky software engineer. We are now awaiting the arrival of our first geek baby (just in case you were thinking it was some kind of green card situation with no sex involved).
Jocks may be fun to play with , but the geek boys are the keepers.
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Friday 14 August
By Tessa
I am a cool girl and I am marrying one of the biggest sci-fi geeks I've ever met. Clearly you aren't hanging with the right cool girls.
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Sunday 16 August
By Pepper
So long as there is common ground, I would happily date a nerd! My last boyfriend was a mechanical engineer and physicist, and we would cheerfully discuss quantum foam as well as the finer points of PopTarts together. Right now he's building a laser that will trap atoms and wearing (adorable!) thick, black-rimmed glasses. I still have the hots for him.
And you, Duncan, are no slouch yourself. ;)
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Sunday 16 August
By Kathe
I date nerds/geeks exclusively.
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Monday 17 August
By kristin.elizabth
Hi Duncan,
I have to agree with the majority of these ladies. I am hot chick and am so told by guys on a regular basis. I also can say with utter certainty that every man I've ever dated has been an absolute nerd and that's part of what I loved about them. Being able to carry on an intelligent conversation as well as having geeky inside jokes is all part of the greatness of relationships with nerds. Plus, I can be a little nerdy myself and I never feel uncomfortable expressing that side of myself with them. Being confident and owning your nerdiness makes it even hotter. ;)
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Monday 17 August
By Kristin
Hi Duncan,
I have to agree with the majority of these ladies. I am a hot chick and am told so on a regular basis by guys. I am also utterly certain that every guy I've ever dated has been an absolute nerd and that's part of what I've loved about them. Being able to have an intelligent conversation while also being able to have geeky inside jokes is all part of the greatness of dating nerds. Plus, I can be a little nerdy myself at times and I can always be comfortable to display that side of myself and never feel judged...in fact, I normally get bonus points in the guy's book and I love that! Being confident and owning your nerdiness makes you even more attractive.
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