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Who's Your Daddy?
Kourtney Kardashian is preggers, and she's keeping the identity of the father a secret -- for now. We think the name of her upcoming reality show with sis Khloe should be renamed "Kourtney and Khloe: Adventures in Babysitting." (via E Online)

Feel the Glove
Michael Jackson's famous spangled glove will be among the memorabilia up for auction at the Hard Rock Cafe in NYC this November. We'd love to put in a bid -- and then smack Chris Brown across the face with it. (via Wonderwall)
Yankee Doodle Catfight
Kate Hudson, GF of Alex Rodriguez, and Minka Kelly, Derek Jeter's longtime squeeze, aren't exactly BFFs. Rumors are swirling that the two secretly hate each other. (via Page Six)
D-Bag of the Day: John Edwards
Secret DNA tests have confirmed that former Senator John Edwards is the father of his mistress Rielle Hunter's baby boy. What's not such a secret: He's a cheating bastard who apparently likes women with badly feathered hair. (via Perez Hilton)
Anne Frank Redux
David Mamet will write and direct a remake of "The Diary of Anne Frank." No word yet on who will play Anne. (via The Celebrity Blog)
Motormouth: Jaime Pressly
"Notice my hand in the back. It's pouring a bottle of water! C'mon guys! Do you think I would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad daylight?" -- Jamie Pressly explaining pictures that supposedly show the actress urinating in public. (via People)
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