We don't have kids, but if we did, we sure wouldn't ever send them to yoga class with this guy.

Max Thomas (whom we like to call Creeps McDonald) and his wacked-out Jamaican rooster star in this "instructional" yoga video for children. And by star, we mean "weird us the heck out." Honestly, we don't have much else to say, because the video sort of speaks for itself. We'll be over here, recovering. Click to be creeped out!