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You know how some people are just really positive and upbeat and see the best in everyone? Lemondrop editor Julieanne is pretty much the opposite of that. She hates everything. In the past month, we have heard her rage against cat charities ("Founders are just looking for attention"), the Subway Service Specialists ("Get some health insurance") and baby birds (no explanation).
After the jump, check out the noted hater's video explanation of why she doesn't want to hold your baby.
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Saturday 12 December
By Silam
I assume perhaps she was bothered by some inconsiderate self-absorbed mother for a while and this is the result. (I hope)
But not all mothers are like that, and the decent ones will look to see if you are interested or give a shit and then offer you their baby to hold.
I assume both Julieanne and these silly mothers are both equally self-absorbed.
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Tuesday 20 April
By Angry Katie
Brilliant. Children are never "cool" or "interesting." They are little turd factories that turn your body into something resembling the blob and steal any chance you ever had of having an exciting life involving travel, accomplishment, and a real career. If someone asks me to hold their baby, I ask them if they want to hold something of mine that stinks of mediocrity and dead dreams.
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Tuesday 25 May
By Me
I love how all the moos are like "OMG HOW CAN U NOT WANNA HOLD MY BABAAAAY!" Personally, I hate babies. I hate children. I don't have any sympathy when I hear of a brat getting killed or something. I also don't want to hold your baby. I think your baby is a disgusting little sh*t who doesn't deserve to be on this earth.
And let me respond to you now for what you will undoubtably say..
"You were a child once!" ---yes. And I hated myself.
"Children are innocent" ---Oh sure. All those videos of kids abusing animals are FAKE! FAKE I TELL YA!
"You are evil" ---Yep, but at least I'm not a breeder!
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Monday 27 September
By Evey
I love this video, and I agree, if babies resembled soft pretzels more (mustard dippable and edible after I hold it) then maybe I'd like babies.
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Sunday 03 October
By Vicky
All I gotta say about you and this pathetic excuse of a video on not wanting to hold a baby is sad. 1st of all how many people today have you come across in public would just had thier baby over to a complete stranger.Im also insulted by the fact that you kept referring to a baby as an "IT", babies are not its they are human beings who live and breathe just like you do and Im sure you would not liked o be referred to as an "IT".Also as far your point on anyone asking you to hold thier purse or bags or beer ect....no smart man or woman would had over thier personal belongings to a stranger either. I really think you need to get a real hobby and stop obsessing about "BABIES"!
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Sunday 03 October
By Calvero
Yawn yawn, aren´t you a sassy comedy genius....i´m not offended by the content, i just think it lacks originality....oooh, yet another stand up act that consists of whinging about unimportant things...how risqué!!!
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