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You know how some people are just really positive and upbeat and see the best in everyone? Lemondrop editor Julieanne is pretty much the opposite of that. She hates everything. In the past month, we have heard her rage against cat charities ("Founders are just looking for attention"), the Subway Service Specialists ("Get some health insurance") and baby birds (no explanation).
After the jump, check out the noted hater's video explanation of why she doesn't want to hold your baby.
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Monday 10 August
By havethehabit
i also don't want to hold your baby. but i will hold julieanne smolinski's purse any day.
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Monday 10 August
By chris
Yeah and while it's kinda rude, it's not such a huge deal if you drop someone's soft pretzel. And if they don't see it, you can just wipe it off, no problem.
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Monday 10 August
By S
ok, people have nothing else better to complain about.
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Monday 10 August
By Mark
Sad, pathetic, clinically depressed.
You need to start self-medicating - a lot.
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Monday 10 August
By Craig Miller
This was classic cool. I laughed aloud. Keep up the good work.
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Monday 10 August
By Jelly
I hate your baby
I hate your baby
I don't want to hold your baby
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Monday 10 August
By Lindsey
It may be not "politically correct" to say so, but you all know this is TRUTH.
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Monday 10 August
By Dana
Yes! I don't want to hold your baby, or hear about it. So many people have babies and it becomes all the talk about. All babies do the same thing eat sleep and sh-t yours is NOT special
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Wednesday 12 August
By Lori
Unless it is your baby, and from the tone of your comment, I am not even sure you should HAVE any babies. EVER.
Don't want to hold someone's baby? What's wrong with just saying "Thanks, but no"? When did being a rude b*tch become acceptable behavior? So, the next time you ask me "does this dress look good on me?" is it ok for me to say "No, it makes your ass look huge and your chest look like a 10 yr old boy's"? I mean, it may be rude, but it's honest right? And according to this chick, that's the most important thing, right? That you are honest and not inconvenienced in the slightest. Honey, with that attitude, I'm not sure anybody's going to want you to HAVE their baby, much less hold it. Grow up and learn to act decent. We don't want to hear about your favorite band, the hot new guy you met at the bar on Friday night, or the "really cute" outfit you bought at the mall. But you bore us to death with that s**t anyway. So, spare us the boring details of your boring life, and we won't bore you with our children (who are way friggin cooler than you or your damn clothes, anyway).
Monday 10 August
By CJ
Oh my God, I was going to write about how much I hate babies. I'm so with you on this. Don't bring your baby to my house. I don't bring my dogs to your house when I come over. Put the baby in a kennel before you come over to my house like I do with my dog. If you bring your baby over, I'm bringing all my dogs over to your house the next time I come over. Though my dogs are way less annoying than a baby so it's not a fair comparison.
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Saturday 15 August
By TwistyKnickers
Do you want to know what's worse than people who talk about their kids all the time? People who talk about their pets as if they are children. I might care about what a child did if it is relevant to a conversation I was having, (and I do have kids, and pets, mind you) but I won't ever give a sh*t what shape Fluffy's turd was, or that he and his "playdate" got into a "tiff" over a frisbee.
Monday 10 August
By dragon_girl441
She reminds me of one of my friends. Incredible hateful. And completely honest about it. lol
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Tuesday 11 August
By TwistyKnickers
Irony as comedy went out with the 90s...you just look like a sociopath-etic jerk.
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Tuesday 11 August
By haterAIDs
You're just mad cause your just realized everyone hates your baby.
Wednesday 12 August
By melysa martinez
I can't believe people are knocking this. Her delivery needs to be polished, but if Chris Rock, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, or Chelsea Handler used this material in their acts everyone would be laughing their asses off. I think the video was great. Methinks those who oppose it just have no sense of humor.
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Wednesday 12 August
By v
You're grumpy cuz you're ugly, over-weight, lonely, and probably try to compensate all of that by being over-confident and obnoxious.
You're not really funny. It's kinda just plain sad.
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Saturday 15 August
By Bacchante
And maybe ~you're~ just grumpy 'cause somebody finally told you your crotch-droppings aren't so wonderful, after all?
Oh, and you're jealous that she doesn't have stretch marks, or a loose ****, either. ^_^
Way to go. Thanks, Julianne, for striking a blow for those of us who are sick and tired of hearing, "What? You hate babies? What's wroooong with yoooou?"
Wednesday 12 August
By Waldo
Very funny, Julieanne. Would you consider HAVING my baby?
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Wednesday 12 August
By Jessica
I think it is completely hilarious that the same people who are so conceded so as to assume that all "normal" humans (and "normal" human women, specifically) should want to hold, touch and admire their babies also accuse the "abnormal" humans who don't of being conceded themselves. I've seen many babies (whether they should or not, plenty of people do breed), and there isn't anything significantly interesting about YOUR baby that would make me want to touch it. The fact of the matter is this: most people do not actually care that much about YOUR children, but feel obligated to pretend to. Many people don't actually care that much about babies and children as an abstract concept either, but are pushed by the same forces as the others to pretend to (at least to some degree). It does not inherently make them "depressed," somehow "deranged" or inferior to you and your baby.
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Monday 24 August
By Lisa
conceded? do you mean conceited?