We were randomly surfing around Hot Topic's Web site the other day (What? Shut up.) when we stumbled across perhaps the greatest cosmetic product EVER MANUFACTURED: "Twilight" Edward Body Shimmer.

OK, we'd make fun, but we were also young once. We also had crushes on fake boys, and we also slathered ourselves with some seriously frightening beauty products. (Hey, if they'd made Holden Caulfield Coconut Body Splash, we probably would have bought a case.)

Let us take you back to seventh grade, when it was cool to smell like Dippity Do, cherry air freshener and Mall. Click Next below for a list of our favorite seventh-grade beauty products.