You can't put a price tag on the love of a child. Unless you really want to. Then it's $221,000, which is the average cost it takes to raise a child to age 17 for middle-income families.

That is, until you adjust for inflation; then the number is more like $292,000 smackeroos. Oh sure, there's nothing that can compare with the joys of having a kid blah blah blah, but just think what else you could do with all that dough.

You could by a house in glorious Maine for the median selling price and still have enough money to buy a little boat so you can eat nothing but lobster for the rest of your life.

Read more things you could do with the money
it takes to raise a child after the jump.

You could buy a Maserati and have enough cash left over to crash it a few times. Look at you! You're Lindsay Lohan!

You could get a law degree from Harvard and laugh and laugh all the way to the bank.

You could have five Arby's roast beef sandwiches three times a day, every day for 41 years, or until your heart explodes from happiness, whichever comes first.

What would you do with that much money -- have a kid? See the world? Let us know!