Lemondrop

If a loved one dies, there's a new way to show how much you care. Like, say you care so much that you want to traumatize your grandchildren and freak out the pizza guy. We present the Personal Urn.

A burial company called Cremation Solutions is offering the opportunity to "never forget a face" by making a life-sized replica of your dearly departed's head, into which you can dump all their ashes. Just stick a wig on top and be prepared to simultaneously pay loving tribute and guarantee your family will be in therapy forever. Made using 3-D imaging and printing, the urns can apparently be created using just one or two photographs.

There is also a "keepsake"-size model that will hold about a quarter of an entire adult (gah!!!), and lead everyone to believe that Uncle Albert was killed by headshrinkers in Borneo. Now that's the sort of dignity and respect the dead deserve.