Wake Up, Whittles!
Whitney Houston
's upcoming performance on "Good Morning America" will be pre-taped because the diva refuses to roll out of bed at 7:30 a.m. We're thinking her conversation with GMA producers went something like this. (via Perez Hilton)

Palin Not Divorcing
According to her mouthpiece, Sarah Palin and husband Todd will not be divorcing and are totally committed to one another. Furthermore, they will not be purchasing land in Montana to build a new home, as previously reported. And the entire state of Montana heaves a collective sigh of relief. (via Just Jared)

Motormouth: Ashley Tisdale
"OK, it was not disgusting. It was just weird and awkward," Ashley Tisdale on kissing Zac Efron in an episode of "The Suite Life." (via PopEater)

D-Bag of the Day: Ed Swiderski
Hasn't Jillian Anderson been through enough? First she gets dumped on national television by craptastic "Bachelor" Jason Mesnick. Now, her "Bachelorette" pick, Ed Swiderski, is rumored to be sexting his ex. (via The Hollywood Gossip)

Marky Mark Ties the Knot
Sorry, ladies! The only one who'll be feeling Mark Wahlberg's good vibrations is his new wife, model Rhea Durham. The longtime loves wed over the weekend in Beverly Hills. (via Us Weekly)

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