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Beware a scorned woman. Or in this case, three scorned women. So goes this classic tale: Married dude courts three ladies. Ladies find out. Ladies lure dude into hotel room with promise of massage. Once inside, ladies glue dude's private parts with Krazy Glue. (Inspired by that old Sean Young-James Woods urban legend, perhaps?)
Krazy indeed! The three women, who intricately planned the hotel beatdown, also physically attacked the three-timer and demanded to know which woman he loved most. They finally relented and took off after the guy started screaming for help -- but only after taking off with his cell phone, wallet and car. Whoa.
To end this story on a somewhat-cheerful note (depending on your sympathies), the dude and his penis suffered minor injuries, but are recovering steadily. Personally, we're also feeling way better, mostly because the worst thing we've ever done to an ex is tell his friends he cries after sex.
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Monday 03 August
By YouAREstooopit!
Give the women "equal rights". 25 years in prison for sexual assault and other numerous related felonies, and to be registered sex offenders for life! All of them are lowlifes. They all look like hookers, ugly, skanky, druggy, alcoholics. They are all each probably guilty of other crimes and are under investigation in their localities... now cops finally have something to charge them with to get these 3 criminals identified and off the streets. Poor guy, he's a victim! Of a crime! Wake-up.
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Monday 03 August
By Shimmeree
Wow! Some people are sooooo ....... "without a life". I'm glad that he got caught, but PLEASE Look at these women!!! I feel SORRY for the dude to begin with! Just getting caught having anything to do with these three hags is enough punishment!! Besides, don't they know that a man like that isn't worth the energy they expended setting this whole thing up? They owe it to themselves to find someone better, but instead they have done their selves an injustice by showing the world how dirty and low class they are. If someone cheats on you, you find someone else and get over it! It wasn't meant to be....Ya know, there is someone out there for even the "hagliest" fish in the sea. Why waste one more minute on someone that isn't worth it? It all sounds very childish and trashy to me.
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Monday 03 August
By akasha
i like the "there is someone even for the hagliest fish in the sea". I happen to know someone like that. lol. her names molly g. she offered my boyfriend room and board if he stayed with her. of course i found out obviously. but i would never hurt him. cause like you say. we have to be strong women. but i do still care about him. truth is he was just using her. and that's the point here. this man was just using all three women. These women behaved childishly. i just liked your statement.
Monday 03 August
By Jim
I agree with one of the posts, these women are really ugly and should be glad someone is willing to take them to bed..........they all look like dykes - maybe they can have some fun together and not bother with the cheating guy..........just for the record, if I was with a woman that looked like any one of those three, I'd cheat too................this guy's real stupidity came from continuously finding ugly women who apparently thought someone would actually care about them......and for that, he is stupid!
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Monday 03 August
By Kat
In no way is this even funny. I do not condone what he did at all but if it were 3 men attacking a woman, none of you ladies would find this funny. Oh and I am a woman!!
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Wednesday 05 August
By LKLEX
You are so right....This story is no more amusing than if gender roles were reversed and four men conspired to terrorize a cheating woman, by binding and blindfolding her, cutting off her underwear and using Krazy glue to stick the woman's vaginal labia together. Any woman, who commits a criminal, sadistic act of sexual violence against a man should be punished the same as any man would be for committing a similar act against a woman. If adjudged guilty of the crimes charged, these women should receive lengthy terms of imprisonment. In particular, the woman who applied the Krazy glue should receive a sentence measured in years. The gravity -- and depravity -- of the offense and fidelity to the principle of EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER LAW demand that.
Wednesday 05 August
By Peggy Sue
If the tables were turned and this was 3 guys heaping revenge on a cheating woman, I'd say she would have had it coming too.
No doubt these would be 3 married guys though because it's never the sex a slutty / cheating woman wants, it's the thrill of stealing another husband that raises her adrenaline, so, they'd all deserve it.
Men think cheating is no big deal because sex to men is all about the friction.
Sex to a decent woman is all about the affection.
I respect your right to your opinion and appreciate the opportunity to share.
Monday 03 August
By Leah
What these women did was not right, and it was not funny. Yes, I am a woman!!! I don't agree with what they did, BUT I am sick and tired of all this cheating that men AND women do, and I think the problem is coming from the fact that they don't have to pay for any of it! It used to be a crime to cheat on your spouse. My father cheated on my mom for 4 years with a family friend and then was still able to take everything my mom had worked for all her life - they owned a business - and now the "skank" is sitting at home not working, getting all the benefits from my mom's hard work!! How is that fair? These cheaters should be punished for what they are doing, not do it and then go on their happy little way. The penal system in our country SUCKS! They worry more about speeding drivers than they do about the real issues.
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Monday 03 August
By akasha
guess what the penal system would suck even more if they did punish cheaters. cheating hurts but it is not a crime. sounds to me like you are still hanging on to the fact that maybe you were cheated on too. there is a time to grieve, cry , rant and rave. and get over it. There are other heinous crimes (oh like murder) that the system should really focus on than cheaters ok.
Monday 03 August
By JP
its funny how women condne this behavior, Imagine if a man did that to his cheating spouse they would put him away for 20 years. These women are trash and anyone who like what they do are trash as well, not to mention they are dogs and the guy must have been crazy to sleep with them anyway
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Monday 03 August
By Thumper
While in some way I sympathize with the women, no physical harm was committed against these women. I am forced to ask if any of them knew he was married (highly likely) or if any of them were married (quite possible) and how they discovered each others involvement. Their need for revenge not only placed the scoundrel in great jeopardy, it also opens each of them to multiple FELONY counts should he demand prosectution. Conspiracy to cause bodily harm can in many cases be charged as a Federal offense punishable by mandatory minimum sentences under those guidelines. I venture to guess that their satisfaction from revenge would be far less after serving a 10 year Federal prison sentence. Finally, let me opine that men and women have deceived and cheated since the human concept of sexual monogamy, there has yet been found a deterant that means anything in the throes of sexual arousal.
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Monday 03 August
By Marshall
Wow!! alot of questions come to mind here. Did this guy know these 3
women already? Did they know him?? If they were out to victimize him
the way the article outlined, yeah, 25 years hard labor would do justice.
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Monday 03 August
By tru3stb
Well all i gotta say is this... What Goes Around Comes Back Around ..let me break it down. He cheated not only on his wife but between three other women so in actuality its four women he cheated on .....next they happened to be brave and bold and slightly crazy ppl so instead of silence and turning the other cheek...they got back at him ...I think what they did is crazy but i dont feel sorry for him either... men cheat on women all the time beat on them use them even more than women use men and they for the most part get away with it for a while before one female does something as crazy as this ...then they are the victum. Of course the women WILL be reprimanded for the crime ...but do u think they really care about going to jail if they did it in teh first place..???/ and do u really think the females in jail will give them a negative response...NO FOR ONE U NEVER KNOW IF SOEM OF THOSE FEMALES ARE IN JAIL FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME THING ...DUH they would probably most likely receive a welcome and eveyrone gets high fives all around .....
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Monday 03 August
By DANO
Hey guys, since the story is about what "innocent" chicks did to a guy who cheated on them, I'd thought I'd give a bit of advice for dealing with a cheating woman. 1. Beat her brains out. 2. Krazy Glue her mouth shut. 3. Leave her.
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Monday 03 August
By Sandy
Now what good did any of this do anyone? The man is still going to cheat and the women are still going to be cheated on. As for the public humiliation someone suggested, you can't humiliate an insensitive jerk, but it would have made them feel much better than what they DID do. Aw well, some people just never learn.
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Monday 03 August
By jessi
HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED.heheeeeeeeeeeee
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Monday 03 August
By Shimmeree
Well, I already posted my comment, but after reading some of the other comments, I have to say that I don't blame the men for feeling strongly about this. To them, this guy is just a normal, sex loving, living, breathing, male. All guys love sex. This guy just got caught dipping his hand into the cookie jar one too many times. The ladies(if we can call them that) that agree with this sort of thing are the same as the women in the story. Sounds to me like they have not yet found their inner sense of pride. Your showing your weakness, ladies! Get over yourselves. Strong, beautiful, prideful women do NOT behave like this. They must not think much of themselves.
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Monday 03 August
By Pat
Bravo Ladies!
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Monday 03 August
By Paretta
What is it with these men I just had a similiar situation; hell the other 2 women lived in the same town as he did I live 2hrs away; heck they had been dating him for over a year and neither knew hell it took me 2mths to size things up and I got the hell on; after seeing and conversing with the other 2 I felt they needed this loser. Some women are just too deseparate for a man. Men are mo good dogs and they wonder why good working women don't want to be bothered hell we get tired of being dogged out he got off easy if you ask me.
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Monday 03 August
By notahater
hahah great work girls!!!!
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