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Beware a scorned woman. Or in this case, three scorned women. So goes this classic tale: Married dude courts three ladies. Ladies find out. Ladies lure dude into hotel room with promise of massage. Once inside, ladies glue dude's private parts with Krazy Glue. (Inspired by that old Sean Young-James Woods urban legend, perhaps?)
Krazy indeed! The three women, who intricately planned the hotel beatdown, also physically attacked the three-timer and demanded to know which woman he loved most. They finally relented and took off after the guy started screaming for help -- but only after taking off with his cell phone, wallet and car. Whoa.
To end this story on a somewhat-cheerful note (depending on your sympathies), the dude and his penis suffered minor injuries, but are recovering steadily. Personally, we're also feeling way better, mostly because the worst thing we've ever done to an ex is tell his friends he cries after sex.
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Monday 03 August
By Lily
Good for the ladies!!! Next time use "GORILLA GLUE".....
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Monday 03 August
By Not a moron
No, not good for the "ladies." They, number one, are not ladies. Ladies do not act like swine. Number two, physical violence in retaliation to hurt feelings or infedelities is never correct. Ever. Those women are an embarassment to all women, just as that guy is an embarassment to all Men whom are honest and faithful. Furthermore, you are even worse than all four of them by cheering on a spectacle that can seriously injure the men involved and will lead to a criminal records for life for all women involved. What a great and decent person you are, encouraging this, the lowest of acts.
Monday 03 August
By cindylouhoo
We live Not to far from this happening and he was a REL piece of work. Why woman would want him is unbelievable.
Monday 03 August
By Emilie
Lol I agree!
Monday 03 August
By jerry
i like your idea. Gorilla glue would have sealed the deal just fine.unfortunately the law protects dirt bags and the women broke the law,they should have wacked his winky off and shoved it up his rectum. at least they would have gone to jail with satisfaction.
Monday 03 August
By selidororous
He got what he deserved. Stupid freak of nature.
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Monday 03 August
By Carl
. . . and now, these three women will get what they deserve: jail.
Just a little reminder that aggravated assault and battery are still crimes, regardless of the perceived "provocation" or how loathesome the victim may be.
Monday 03 August
By LexingtonKaren
He should consider himself lucky in that he still has parts to heal.
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Wednesday 05 August
By jean
I would have stuffed a washcloth in his mouth when he starting yellin for help, and I think its great what they did. U go girls!!!!!!!!!! too bad u got caught u need some lessons ladies. LOL duct tape would have worked also heehee jack him up.
Monday 03 August
By Ben
Just don't cheat these types of men give the nice guys a bad name. I think what these three women did was wrong never use krazy glue I'm surprise the man didn't get injuried badly. I think this loser will think twice if he ever cheats again.
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Monday 03 August
By Jean
they stole the idea from a Carl Hiaasen book I'm currently reading - "Skin Deep" - where a man finds his wife in bed with another man, and he krazy glues his scrotum to the hood of his Cadillac, like a hood ornament.
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Monday 03 August
By adam
Yeah, right...do you really think they can read? Perhaps if they learned, they would find more useful things to do with their pathetic lives. They all sound like a bunch of hillbillies!
Monday 03 August
By Joe
Arrest these women. Put me on their jury and I'll vote
to send them to prison for life no parole. Despicable act that
needs to be punished severely.
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Monday 03 August
By ck
I think the guy who cheated needs to go to jail for a lifetime. You are probably a cheater also and it is not ok. Guys and girls that cheat just don't have the guts to say good bye and start new. Or should I say balls, so why not glue them down they don't seem to use them properly anyway.
Monday 03 August
By joe
This is abuse! If 3 men did this to a woman these chicks would be screaming all the way to Hillary Clinton
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Monday 03 August
By Dana
Obviously the guy is scum, but these women handled it poorly. They could have taken the high road, dumped him and moved on. Instead they commited assault and will likely go to prison. Obviously these women weren't too bright.
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Monday 03 August
By nomad
i can't help but notice how all the women condone this and even think its funny. just like the story last week about the wife and the guy with the boiling water. i can just imagine if 3 men did this to a cheating woman . they'd be charged with sexual assault , have to spend the next 25 years in prison , then have to register as sex offenders for the rest of their lives and women would be outraged about it happening .
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Monday 03 August
By Robin
Nomad you are wrong..................read my post, and yes I am a Lady!!
Monday 03 August
By ellie
aha. i have no sympathy for two timing nothings. so good job ladies...ya'll are crazy, but good job !
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Wednesday 12 August
By Dreamer
I would have asked wifey too tag along or youtubed him.
LOL!