We all do stupid things in the name of a rebound. Like Mary, who went on a date with her ex-husband's time-conscious boss. "After my divorce I accepted a date from by ex's boss. He was cute and nice -- until our first date.
"He showed up at my house with a cheese plate, a nice bottle of wine and an ALARM CLOCK! I asked what the alarm clock was for and he said 'SO I won't sleep in.'
"I almost died laughing. In an angry voice, he said, 'Now look, you're divorced so get over the 'VIRGIN' act. You're gonna want it. And I'm here for that. If you're good I might be back.' And he was serious!
"Nevertheless I told him it was a NO GO and he packed up the cheese plate and wine and his FAMOUS alarm clock and off he went."
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Monday 27 July
By Lianne
Oh my god. Think he did it because it worked in the past? That's some extreme douchery!
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Tuesday 28 July
By Lamont Designer
You should've called the police and accused him of stalking. designer checks
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Wednesday 29 July
By s
What nerve losers have these days! I totally admire you for giving him the boot and being strong. Who knows what other women would have done knowing that was straight up asshole personality.
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Friday 31 July
By 8bd488d4
Oh my god sounds about right, but for the wrong reason. I’m all about sex, fun, and a good time, with my man of course. He works at a great job with lots of nice looking men who give me the once over at dinner parties and the likes.
Now I could be wrong but I think Mary here should have gone hunting on her own not fishing from her ex’s pond. Sorry but she sent out the I’m a tramp flare on that one. You’re the ex of one of his employees what did you think he was coming over for, give it a little thought.
Rebound my butt. Do your own hunting girl! And Enjoy!
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