We all do stupid things in the name of a rebound. Like Mary, who went on a date with her ex-husband's time-conscious boss.

"After my divorce I accepted a date from by ex's boss. He was cute and nice -- until our first date.

"He showed up at my house with a cheese plate, a nice bottle of wine and an ALARM CLOCK! I asked what the alarm clock was for and he said 'SO I won't sleep in.'

"I almost died laughing. In an angry voice, he said, 'Now look, you're divorced so get over the 'VIRGIN' act. You're gonna want it. And I'm here for that. If you're good I might be back.' And he was serious!

"Nevertheless I told him it was a NO GO and he packed up the cheese plate and wine and his FAMOUS alarm clock and off he went."

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