Ah, the bachelorette party -- a night when ladies throw their last vestiges of decency aside and party like there's no tomorrow. While it's always good to get a laugh from your friends at an event like this, beware of these nine gifts which are sure to turn the vague memories of that fuzzy night into ones recalled with horror, rather than laughter.

Male Stripper With Gonorrhea Your drunk, beer-goggled eyes might not notice that suspicious rash all over Officer McBoner's thighs, but you'll regret letting him motorboat your face the next day, because nothing says holy matrimony quite like a face covered with welts.
Bag of Wang-Shaped Pasta
Oh! A bag of wang-shaped pasta! I'll just make this for dinner when the in-laws come over." Most. Worthless. Gift. Ever.
Piñata Filled With Strawberry Daiquiri
Maybe you and the girls had a few too many mai tais before you came up with this idea. It is not, as it seemed at the time, a good one. It will look like somebody slaughtered an actual donkey in that room. And it will be sticky. Sounds more appropriate for a bachelor party, no?