Finally, an invention for people who are socially awkward in bed -- a handy-dandy chart of things that are OK (and not OK) to say in bed.For example, it may seem puzzling to some that "I'm going to nail your ass" is on the "Good" side of the chart, until you find its counterpoint on the "Bad" side and read "I'm going to pound the farts out of you.'" That is bad!
So before you accidentally confess how much you love the comedic stylings of Howie Mandel, consult the list. Always consult the list!
*Bonus* whenever you click on it, a totally random and hilarious picture pops up.
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Tuesday 21 July
By Preston
Nice find!
My favorite has to be "Who's your abusive stepfather?"
I'll have to try that and report back said findings.
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Wednesday 22 July
By Tom
Here's a funny one- it comes from an ex-girlfriend, who I hooked up with recently: "nail me so hard I don't know my name in the morning..."
You can replace nail with something else... oh, surprised you don't have "ride me like a pony" on this list. That's a classic.
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Thursday 23 July
By raintowardus
i found the "jesus is sweet" on things to not say funny becuase my boyfriends name is jesus
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Sunday 26 July
By Jeanie
By chance did the one whocommented about "Who's your abusive step father?" sleep with or get involved with my sister in laws? They really were abused by him and the one still has sex with him just to get what she wants when she wants it! And he comes all the way from Florida to where ever she's living to do it! What a world we live in, right? I don't think that one would be appropriate but it's funny all the same. How about "Let's throw down and get it on all night long!" Or like an old Scorpions tune says, "Rock you like a hurricane!"
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Wednesday 05 August
By Adam Walker
that is pretty interesting. there are many interesting say that has to say during sex. like ohh yes you are great !!! Baby you are really making me crazy.
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Monday 10 August
By jill
How bout my x bf saying to me while we r having sex and i am on top and he says "screw me like he does,and god i love being inside of u" mind u he has a gay best friend so i am thinking.....lol ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww we r not together.
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