Finally, an invention for people who are socially awkward in bed -- a handy-dandy chart of things that are OK (and not OK) to say in bed.

For example, it may seem puzzling to some that "I'm going to nail your ass" is on the "Good" side of the chart, until you find its counterpoint on the "Bad" side and read "I'm going to pound the farts out of you.'" That is bad!

So before you accidentally confess how much you love the comedic stylings of Howie Mandel, consult the list. Always consult the list!

*Bonus* whenever you click on it, a totally random and hilarious picture pops up.