A few weeks back, Gillette launched this giant campaign encouraging guys to manscape. It really grossed us out, even more so than their women's "mow the lawn" ads, which were just dumb. After a few conversations with guy friends drunk on hairless-ball kool-aid, we realized that, holy cow, these ads were indeed making men think they should be shaving their balls. Guys. Please. Take it from us, the ones on the, uh, receiving end of this grooming trend. A shorn coinpurse is about as sexy as a raw cornish game hen. Click for Lemondrop contributor and comedian Brooke Van Poppelen's argument against deforestation.












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Monday 07 December
By jenny
guys guys... serisouly coming form a girl if you dont SHAVE not trim SHAVE!... either the girl will do something that might make you feel like shit.. no offence or if not she wil think somethign adn go back and tel her friends about teh bad experience i like sucking on clean sahved balls.... im sure as many other chicks do... who would wan tha nasty feel of thick pubs in their outh .. blahh!! : P
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Friday 19 March
By jeff
I've been shaving it to long now to start growing it back. I love it shaved off and I don't care about the tree standing taller, it's about comfort and pleasure. The smooth feeling is great. Yea, in a public shower I know I turn a little red but no one has ever said a thing to my face. I will remain smooth as long as I can shave and only then will it grow back.
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Thursday 29 April
By Greg
I've been doing it too long to turn back now and love it, more importantly, so does my wife!! I also do my thighs. I would recommend this to anyone, the sexual pleasure you'll get in return is totally awsome, not that it never was, but I would first ask your significant other for her opinion- no point in doing it if it is a turn-off for her.
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Friday 03 December
By stormtroopavk81
Every girl I've ever dated has asked me to shave my balls. And I know other girls who prefer shaved balls as well. I only have one friend who prefers hair.
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Tuesday 18 October
By anon
"Of the folks with whom I have ever breached this subject. Hairless groins always triumph"
You must live in southern California.
Shaving your junk completely is weird. If you're actually a normally hairy guy, a big bald spot in between your hairy legs is gonna look way weird.
Trim.
And hook up with women who appreciate you for who you are. A virile, hairy-ape man!!
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