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A few weeks back, Gillette launched this giant campaign encouraging guys to manscape. It really grossed us out, even more so than their women's "mow the lawn" ads, which were just dumb. After a few conversations with guy friends drunk on hairless-ball kool-aid, we realized that, holy cow, these ads were indeed making men think they should be shaving their balls. Guys. Please. Take it from us, the ones on the, uh, receiving end of this grooming trend. A shorn coinpurse is about as sexy as a raw cornish game hen. Click for Lemondrop contributor and comedian Brooke Van Poppelen's argument against deforestation.
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Tuesday 21 July
By Edie
Guys, if you do not want me to lick your balls when I am down there, then yes, do not shave your balls.
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Wednesday 22 July
By me
God, she is one of the few who dont mind pubes. IMHO, theyre disgusting; and if he aint shaving downstairs, I wont be either. Christ.
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Tuesday 18 August
By Matthew
At least you can see and touch 90% of his without hair in the way. A hairy girl's parts are right underneath it all. Think about it.
Tuesday 21 July
By Joe
Im a guy, and yes I shave my balls. Not to make it look bigger its fine on its own but because hair is frick gross. This goes for guys or chicks, that hairy beavered chick in the video, sick!
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Tuesday 21 July
By HotCarl
Don't listen to this crap. A huge ball of pubes is gross. They are rough, sweaty, stinky and make your short dick look like a mushroom growing on a chia pet. That ugly granola girl in the video has probably been growing hers since the 70's and from the lack of dick she gets she probably couldn't find it if you didnt shave. You gotta trim that nasty mess off and take a blade to the sack. The only thing I haven't figured out though is how to deal with ball stubble. I know it can't feel that great when my sandpapery bag is rubbing on your cheek. (but maybe that's the last thing on your mind at a time like that)
Also... banana hammocks are IN!!!... says ME
Admit it women. You may laugh about it but you know when you see one you can't wait to peel that sucker off and attack the juicy flesh inside.
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Monday 27 July
By tt
did you ever try rubbing 2 pieces of sandpaper together i shave so i dont like my man to because stubble on stubble REALLY REALLLLLY SUCKS. here is an idea when in doubt grow it out ask your woman what she prefers then you can shave if needed
Saturday 08 August
By jij90264
If you are worried about the stubble on your sack roughing up your girls cheeck or what-not, you should try plucking!! That's what my b-friend does and it works! It gets easier down the road and ALOT of Less Hair grows back.
Tuesday 21 July
By Boomshaka
Yeah, sorry -- gotta call B.S. on this one. Not only do I like the smooth look and feel, but my wife does too.
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Tuesday 21 July
By mitusan
cool u
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Tuesday 21 July
By Flint
Yeah this article is ONE person's opinion and I don't think is shared with many. Of the folks with whom I have ever breached this subject. Hairless groins always triumph. This is a red herring article. Guys and gals, shave or wax away!!!!!
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Wednesday 22 July
By Anon
WTF?!? I feel rather disturbed by this....If you want to ensure that your gf doesn't choke or end up with hair in between her teeth like a piece of floss....THEN SHAVE...if you don't care about the appearance of your manhood...don't shave...I think you should care about the appearance. Think about it for a sec.....
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Wednesday 22 July
By Kelly
Trim not shave. Use manicure scissors to bring it down a notch but forget shaving. It's gross and it makes you look like a narcissistic weirdo.
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Tuesday 28 July
By MARIA
I AGREE WITH YOU 100000% TRIM DON'T SHAVE
Wednesday 22 July
By Connie
you guys are taking this too seriously. its a joke.
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Thursday 23 July
By anniecarrasco
Are they crazy? What? I LOOOOOVE My BF's shaved balls!!!! And I could never have gross hair down there... yuck!!! SHAVE YOUR BALLS GUYS!!!
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Thursday 23 July
By Annie
I LOOOOVE my BF's Shaved Balls!!!! And I could never have a "bush" down there!!! Yuck!
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Thursday 23 July
By secret.girl
Whoever wrote this article, must never give or receive oral sex. They probably don't like to have sex period!! Who the heck wants to be with a guy who's not properly groomed? My husband shaves everything for me. At first he did it for me, but now he loves it and wouldn't go back to Hairville for anything!!
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Thursday 23 July
By devyn
ALL YALL NASTY!!!!!
if you shave ya nutsack keep it to yourself
if you dont ditto!!!!
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Thursday 23 July
By nerdsprinkles17
ummm... wow. my bf has some bush but... its controlled... his junk is big enough that i dont really have to worry about getting hair in my teeth!... ummm. i trim.. shaving is extra work... all in all, who cares!?!?! unless youre strictly oral, youre still getting laid!
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Thursday 23 July
By Trambusto
I bet the author doesn't like guys who brush their teeth, either.
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