A few weeks back, Gillette launched this giant campaign encouraging guys to manscape. It really grossed us out, even more so than their women's "mow the lawn" ads, which were just dumb.

After a few conversations with guy friends drunk on hairless-ball kool-aid, we realized that, holy cow, these ads were indeed making men think they should be shaving their balls. Guys. Please. Take it from us, the ones on the, uh, receiving end of this grooming trend. A shorn coinpurse is about as sexy as a raw cornish game hen. Click for Lemondrop contributor and comedian Brooke Van Poppelen's argument against deforestation.