Today's Whoa comes from Cara, whose boyfriend Alex who had a uniquely horrifying way of determining whether to take their relationship further.

"My boyfriend and I had been dating for five years and had discussed marriage. On a trip to L.A. for my birthday, he said that if the scale said he had finally made it down to 200 lbs., he'd propose. (This was a long-standing 'joke,' since he'd been actively trying to lose weight .)

"So right there on the beach boardwalk, he jumps up on the scale. (Of course, I provide the 50 cents for the stupid thing.) When he saw the scale read 200 lbs., he AUDIBLY SIGHED WITH RELIEF! I could have happily shoved him right off the pier!

"Keep in mind we were vacationing with his FAMILY, to whom he proudly announced, 'We ALMOST just got engaged, but I was saved by the scale.' I could only stand there and smile in shock and embarrassment. One of the most, if not THE most, humiliating moments of my life."

Cara, it sounds like you were saved by the scale.

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