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Emma Watson's headed to Brown University this fall, and she told Paste magazine, "I do hope that it will be only a short time before I am known as Emma Watson, the student from the U.K., rather than Emma Watson who starred in those 'Harry Potter' films." (via Just Jared)

Janet Jackson may get custody of her brother's kids, a family insider said. "Janet is the only relative who knows how to protect them," explained the unnamed source. "Janet knows the value of a private life and knows how to keep her personal life out of the news." Um. OK! (via CelebBuzz)

Orlando Bloom got robbed! His L.A. home was looted this week , although exactly what was stolen hasn't been revealed. (We're guessing lots of pomade and goatee cream.) (via PopEater)

Christy Turlington reveals to Vogue that she used to be a wee bit competitive. "My income surpassed my dad's in my first year of modeling -- and my dad made a good living," she told the magazine. "I kind of liked the power in a weird way, but I was confused by it." (via Popsugar)

Sacha Baron Cohen's "Brüno" gets no love in the Ukraine. The country's cultural censors have blocked the film's distribution because it shows "homosexual perversions" in an "explicitly realist manner." Uh, those scenes are simulated, guys. Apparently Ukrainian censors wouldn't know kinky sex if it bit them on the ass. (via BBC News)