pregnant bikini contestsPreggo bikini contests are a whole lot of crazy. Why wouldn't smoke-filled bars and drunken guys be the perfect entertainment for moms-to-be? (TresSugar)

If the losers in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" were smart, they would have filed a suit to the tune of Gloop, Augustus et al v. Wonka. They'd be rolling in chocolate-covered dough right now. (College Humor)

Judge Sotomayor got a few Senators P-O-ed when she answered questions on abortion during her Supreme Court confirmation hearings. The offending answer? "I follow the law." (Salon)

beth dittoBeth Ditto's new plus-size line at British retailer Evans is amazing, from what we hear. The ads are a little underwhelming, but you can judge for yourself. (StyleList)

flirting lessonsAdmit it: It's impossible to tell if a guy's flirting, and that's affecting your guy game. Fix it. Now. (YourTango)
head gearThis year's feather headgear is the animal-ear headband. That's if we are to believe Madonna and H&M ads, which, of course, we do. (The Frisky)

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