White Eyeliner and Mascara
What did white eyeliner say, exactly? I'm being medicated for pinkeye? This Liquid Papr-for-eyes look was like typo correction ... for your face.

Urban Decay Eyeshadow

"ARGH! I'm so full of rage! I will express it by wearing makeup colors called 'Dumpster' and 'Afterbirth'!" God, we were edgy.


Lipsmackers

Hot Cocoa, Egg Nog, Starfruit, Dr. Pepper and now Cheeto. Was there a delicious flavor that these things didn't come in? And let's not forget the gloss! There was really no better way to tell strangers that you went to second base than roll-on Bonne Bell in Kiwi Strawberry.