These Tough Economic Times mean that you may not have a job, and if you do, you may not have one you particularly like. But take heart! At least you don't work for Beautiful Balloons, the horrifying balloon-bouquet-delivery company that created this training video.

Watch in horror as trainees are asked to "create a persona," which involves "bowing" and/or "curtsying" and doing funny voices. Ugh -- the only thing worse than working is being asked to be enthusiastic about it.

Click to watch, and then go tell your unemployment check you're sorry for those nasty things you said.