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Sometimes we wonder how some guys ever manage to get laid -- especially when they're as suave and well-mannered as the two guys our friend Kimmy dated.

The first said this gem: "Most men won't cheat on their wives with women who don't look better than them, but you're the exception because you have nice hair."

And the second? Says Kimmy, "On the first date with this guy we were sitting over dinner. He pulls out his wallet and shows me pics of his daughters and says 'See, these are the kind of babies you'd make if you were with me.'" We're wondering if he was the inspiration for the shirt we saw on the subway the other day. We hope so.

Got a story like Kimmy's? We want your tales of craptacular dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty emails. Leave yours in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and email address) or send it to us. We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.