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Maybe you have rock-hard abs, a fabulous ego and not a inch of cellulite in sight. Maybe. But chances are that even if that's true, you still have some concerns about your body. Cue the dreaded bathing-suit season! Shopping for a swimsuit is stressful trip for most, especially when you're searching during a season filled with swimsuit disasters -- like this year, what with the onslaught of fringe, metallic and cutout suits. Really? Cutout bathing suits? We don't care if you're freaking Heidi Klum, it's not a good look.
But don't worry, fair Lemondrop readers. We've sussed out the slutty for you, with a lot of help from TheFashionPolice.com, who have been cataloging the ugly all summer. Check out our gallery of the worst swimsuits of the season, avoid them at all costs.
Worst Swimsuits of 2009
Uncomfy, unflattering, weird tan lines... who thought this was a good idea?
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OMFG!! Is this what a bikini looks like!?
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What's happening here? One pair of bottoms wasn't enough?
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What happens when you have to pee? And don't you dare say you go in the ocean...
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It's Baby Phat. What were you expecting?
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Leave the crocheting to scarfs, okay?
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If you can believe it, this heinous suit was designed by the amazing Chloe! What a fashion letdown.
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Just......no.
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This monstrosity costs 182 pounds! You can keep it, UK.
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Of course, this one costs 440 pounds, so maybe we'll take that futuristic silver getup afterall.
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Friday 10 July
By jkwiese
The swim suits - If you can't wear something chic, wear nothing at all. Tie Dye - The car, bike and balloons are OK; everything else is crap. The Wedding dresses - With so many people just living together these days, who needs one?
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Tuesday 14 July
By Hugh
Some of them looked okay to me. A few were pretty hideous though, I have to admit. What's up with the one that looked like they ran out of material, or the blue one that resembled a diaper? Ridiculous.
Friday 10 July
By girallie
It may just be me, but some of those did not look as horrible as the 'fashion police' say.
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Friday 10 July
By stephanie !
exactly what im saying!
:D
Friday 10 July
By Risa
That's what I was thinking! I was like "dude! I would wear some of those!"
but according to aol...Their the worst
Friday 10 July
By Lisa
I liked a lot of them, too!
Friday 10 July
By Steve
Yup, it is you. All are ugly. The ladies would nook better in something more out of "fashion."
Sunday 12 July
By nisa
so right
Saturday 11 July
By Dottie
i agree with you there
Thursday 16 July
By melllyn
yeah, but can you imagine the tan lines?? LOL!
Sunday 19 July
By Jamie
I have mixed opinions. Some of them were decent and others were not. The way I question it is would you honestly feel comfortable letting you daughter go swiming in some of those? I know I wouldn't.
Friday 10 July
By stephanie !
what are they talking about?!
those swimsuits are hott! (correction: MOST]
the "fashion police" must be gay or something,
but those swimsuits were stunna!
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Friday 10 July
By st3phie3
What is AOL talking about ?
those swimsuits were hott (correction: MOST]
the 'fashion police' must be gay or something,
but those swimsuits were 'stunna.
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Friday 10 July
By sigh
Only some of those swimsuits were ugly.
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Friday 10 July
By Helen
To the person that wrote the comments under the photos: We could so totally be bffs! You are so clever and funny! :-)
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Friday 10 July
By Robyn
I don't know what they are talking about. Some of those swimsuits were hot.
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Friday 10 July
By xXtWiLiGhTChIcKaXx
well some of these are tacky but most of them are pretty cute and the "fashion police" are one thing wrong wrong wrong
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Friday 10 July
By Emma Peel
I have found a great way to get a bathingsuit ready body.
I have discovered the new grownup version of the Hula Hoop !
It hugs my waist and burns 400 calories and hour! Plus its FUN.
Get it at NYKNYC fitness company
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Friday 10 July
By Patty
I am absolutely at a loss to come up with the right words to describe todays's fashions whether it be swimwear, pants, tops or dresses. All I can think of is the word "horrrible." On top of looking ridiculous, they make an anorexic looking model appear large in all the wrong places. There's only one reason I can think of that causes designers to create such goofy fashions, it's the almighty dollar. They're waiting for people to fill their closet with such atrocities, and then they'll tell them the truth. Out the door they'll go (the silly, vulgar threads) to be replaced with the latest. fashions. I just hope they are actually flattering and attractive!
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Friday 10 July
By Stephanie
These swimm suits are pretty somee of them are really uglyy! i dont know wat the "fashion police" is talking aboutt he must be gay or something maybe hes into guys swimm suits I'd tottally buy oneee one of themm
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