And so begins the long stretch of holiday-less summer months. We're still here for you with some lazy weekend reads. Here are the best of this week's stories:

flight-attendant-barbieFlight attendant Brandi Lynn gave us the dirt on the kind of stuff that makes her want to run passengers over with her galley cart.
woman-kiss-dogWe've all gone through a bitter man-hating phase post-breakup, but this woman was seriously through with the male race. She's newly betrothed -- to her dog.


man-vestThis Lemondrop reader's boyfriend -- now ex, obviously -- bought an engagement ring with her credit card. For his other girlfriend. (Douche.)
hamster-fat-chubby-cuteGot a beer belly? Don't blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol. It's actually all in the genes. So grab a cold Stella, write your parents an angry email, and learn to love your gut.



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old-woman-gray-hairAn inspiration to us all: Girlfriend is 106 years old and still ready to rock the dating scene.
dog-captions-cuteA Lemondrop editor reads the minds of our furry friends. It's like LOLcats, but better.
megan-foxShould we be worried that the ultimate male fantasy is equivalent to all beauty, no brains? The ladies at CollegeCandy helped us pinpoint exactly why she's such a lady douchebag.
lesbian-teen-couple-promTheir graduating class voted these lesbian teens "Best Couple" in the yearbook. Can we get an "Aww"?