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Kate Winslet's saying no to on-screen nudity (yay!) according to her Harper's Bazaar cover story: "I'll be 34 in October. I can't keep getting away with [nudity]. There was so much of it in 'The Reader' because the story required it, but people have seen enough of my bum and my boobs." (via PopEater)

Rachel Weisz covered the British edition of Harper's Bazaar and made some racy comments of her own: "[Botox] should be banned for actors, as steroids are for sportsmen. Acting is all about expression; why would you want to iron out a frown?" (via Just Jared)

Michael Jackson's memorial service drew a little over 31 million viewers last Tuesday. Not too shabby, but still less than the televised funerals of Ronald Reagan and Princess Diana, which drew 35 million and 33 million, respectively. That number doesn't include the people that streamed the service through the Net, which is estimated to be in the millions as well. (via Reuters)

The King of Pop's final resting place is still a bit of a mystery, though. The cemetery to the stars, Forest Lawn, hosted his wake but isn't expected to get his body. Some say he'll be entombed at his sprawling Neverland Ranch, while others wonder if he'll be shipped back to his hometown of Gary, Ind. (via Fox)

Lindsay Lohan cannot seem to make a good career move to save her life. She reportedly turned down Heather Graham's role in "The Hangover," because it had "no potential." We'd like to remind you that a sequel is already in the works, and it has made about a bagillion dollars at the box office. (via NY Daily News)

Sarah Jessica Parker has bought the TV rights to a book that seems a little like "Sex and the City: Part Deux." It's called "Prospect Park West" and details the frustrations of affluent housewives in a tony Brooklyn neighborhood. Coincidence? We think not. (via BuzzSugar)