It took two deputies and a putty knife to get this guy's hat off his head for the mug shot.
Carl never understood why everyone called him "Wife Beater." He wasn't even married.
Never say the Pledge of Allegiance at the beach when you're drowsy.
The "S" stands for "Socially Retarded."
Rule number one for applying sunscreen: Always get help for those hard-to-reach places.
Nicole Richie takes a stroll on the beach and tries to even out her ass tan.
Sunbathing topless would have been better for numerous reasons.
Speedo or bike shorts -- either way you lose. So do we.
Clearly, the idea of "mom jerky" didn't sound too good to Calvin.
Life is hard.
It's summertime -- and that means barbecues, pool parties, and the requisite suntans. But before you break out the Hawaiian Tropic and try to bake yourself to a deep golden brown, take a look at our gallery of tans gone bad -- poor souls who have burned themselves into crispy red lobsters. Ouch.Tags: bad sunburns - BadSunburns - skincare - summer - tanning
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