So, you just found out that your crush is a wrestling fan, and now you're worried that means he'll have a case of arrested development and a race-car bed? Don't be. Millions of viewers tune in every week and 35 percent of WWE fans are women(!).

If you're hoping to challenge him to a "Between-the-Sheets Battle Royale," don't assume he's some sort of easily amused imbecile. Avoid these foolish phrases, and you'll have a much better shot to smell what he's cookin'.

10. "How can you watch this?!"
"Kettle? It's Pot. Guess what?" Whether it's a guilty pleasure, or a passion, we're betting your DVR is full of stuff we don't like or understand either.

9. "What's entertaining about guys rolling around in their underwear?"
Just like we'll never understand why you have more shoes than there are Wayans brothers, the allure of things like professional wrestling, rating farts and Funyons is inexplicable. Accept it.

8. "Where do they keep the fake blood packets?"
If you haven't seen "The Wrestler," now's the time. Watch it with the dude you're diggin', and he'll appreciate the gesture. You, however, will appreciate Mickey Rourke's portrayal of "blading"-the act of stashing a fragmented razor blade in one's wrist tape, and using it to draw blood -- real blood -- during a match.

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7. "How come you don't look like that?"
Spray tanning sessions, pink tights, creatine and wholesale crates of baby oil are expensive.

6. "Weren't there, like, four Ultimate Warriors?"
A common myth about the wrestler that everyone seems to have heard of is that more than one dude portrayed him. Not true! It's been the same guy, Jim Hellwig, for better (late-'80s, face-painted, neon-spackled wrestler) or worse (mildly delusional, ranting hyper-conservative), the whole time. Check out his blog for a nervous laugh.

5. "Grow up!"
The mean age of male wrestling fans is 24. By then, most guys are more than capable of making their own decisions, including what to watch on TV. Matching a belt and shoes is a different story.

4. "What are those 'steel chairs' really made of?"
They're 100 percent steel. What are those "boobs" really made of?

3. "Those guys look like big, dumb cavemen!"
First off, there's nothing wrong with a little caveman: Exhibit A! And many professional wrestlers also have degrees in higher education -- John Cena graduated from Springfield with a degree in exercise physiology; Kane holds a bachelor's degree in English; and Chris Jericho was a journalism major in Canada. Besides, Spandex wasn't invented until 1959 -- millions of years after cavemen.

2. "Why do they call it a ring? It's square!"
The term ring dates back to Greco-Roman wrestling, in which opponents would fight on a square mat with a circular boundary painted in the middle. Why do they call it a period when it seems to last forever?

1. "Wrestling is fake!"
This is the ultimate insult to a wrestling fan because, despite persisting and ignorant public opinion, wrestling is scripted, not fake. At least, no more fake than "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here," or that series of vampire romance novels that you -- and millions of 15-year-old girls alike -- have on your bookshelf