A woman in Russia can lift 30 lbs. with her vagina. Did we just blow your mind, or what?

Tatiana Kozhevnikova decided to start working out her lady parts after her first child. She credits an, uh, ancient Chinese technique with turning her kegels into something that could probably beat us in an arm wrestling contest. She "works out" using a hanging weighted ball that can go where no hanging weighted ball ought. She's actually able to lift 30 lbs. in this horrifying fashion, performing either the greatest or worst parlor trick in the history of everything.

Tatiana claims to have the world's strongest vagina and promises that after just one week of crotchercize, "You'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed." Does anybody else see a terrifying workout tape in the making?