Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."
Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)
When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt." Fantastic! Next story: Woman and Golden Retriever Adopt Twins. Gross. Weird. Disturbing. Any more adjectives we forgot?
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Wednesday 08 July
By Dave
AMEN!
Wednesday 08 July
By aaaaali
good stay the hell out of maine uneducated trash such as yourself makes me sick. i love how you talk about gays marriage is going against christianity when you yourself arent living by the golden rule. "Love your neighbor", sound familiar?
Wednesday 08 July
By weskler41
What you need ot understand is that, first off, there is no such thing as a concept of normal. That will fix a lot of your views. Second, realize that marriage wasn't created under your religious views, nor anyone elses'. You just have a different version of it, which is neither right or wrong. Third, if people want to be homosexual, heterosexual, fall in love with their animals, or fall in love with buildings, realize that it is their choice to do so, not yours. Your religious views have closed your eyes to the fact that these people are human, same as you. :P
Wednesday 08 July
By E.U.
Jim go home to your boyfriend
Wednesday 08 July
By lex
Jim, I see your point totally. Homosexuality is a sin, as stated in the Bible, and God frowns upon it but is it any different in his eyes than states allowing non-married couples to live together and procreate? That is a sin as well, and he sees all sins as equal.
One of my greatest friends is bisexual- I cannot as a Christian, judge him for that. It wouldn't be right. He that judges others condems himself. I cannot be openly opposed to that lifestyle when we find ourselves tolerant of so many otehr sins.
If they find themselves happy here on earth, they are responsible for life after that- if you believe in the Bible, they are going to hell, which I have a hard time saying without finding myself judgemental, let them be happy here. It is no worse than any other sin that we allow.
Wednesday 08 July
By Emmy
For a God fearing person, you sure are judgemental. NORMAL? You are a normal closed mined ignorant person. You absorbe only what you hear instead of get out and look around for yourself. You should really try talking to an aray of different people, you would learn a lot that you haven't inside that little box of yours.
Wednesday 08 July
By Betty
Right on Jim.....
Thursday 09 July
By Paul
Because of same sex marriage you will not go to a State that allows it? WOW, I didn't think people were that ignorant, but I guess people still are. And you are telling people with kids to cancel their Cable service. What are you a NAZI? I am guessing you are the same person who would cut off their nose to spite their face. So you realize how much good programing comes on cable? I realize there is a lot of crap like The Real Housewives but there is a lot of quality educational programs like on the History and Discovery Channel.
What is happening in this country is the direct result of the Freedoms expressed by the founding fathers, when they penned the Constitution and Christianity was not a part of those ideas.
Wednesday 08 July
By mdvoice
This country is making Sodom and Gomora look like a childs sleep-a-way camp. ater for a national shame these stunts are national SINS.
Wednesday 08 July
By Shannon
then do us all a favor... MOVE! Im sure you can find a nice, conservative, christian, controlling country that tells you when you can pee too.
Wednesday 08 July
By Poop
Are you seriously saying that a gay person is equivalent, in any way, to a dog? I hate people who say "THEY'RE GONNA MARRY THEIR DOG".
This is a big damn joke. The dog can't consent. If she has sex with that dog, she's going to go to jail. She'd be committing bestiality. That's like marrying an infant. It can't talk to you, can't object, depends on you to feed it and take care of it, etc.
This is stupid and NOT at all like gay marriage. This is disgusting.
Thursday 09 July
By Gary
Anyone ever notice that the most judgemental people, who are supposed to be so about love and accepting your fellow man, are also the most hateful and cruel unless you are EXACTLY like them? They call themselves Christians!
Jim,,,you do know that Jesus was gay right? Why do you think he only ever hung out with men? LOLOL Think about that one buddy! =)
Sunday 19 July
By REYNA
Jim,
Gay marriage has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with some sick broad in another country marrying her dog. Doing your pet is beastiality nothing lesbian or gay about it unless the pet is the same sex you are.
Get over yourself. Where will you go when all 50 states allow gay marriage?
Wednesday 08 July
By Marney
That dog does not look very happy
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Wednesday 08 July
By Terrie
ive heard everything now...what God has made sacred is being destroyed by sick mankind... first homosexual marriages now dog marriages.. whats going on here.... now my question is... are they going on a honeymoon? and whose paying for it her or the dog haahhaha. will the dog support her or she the dog... will they have puppies teee hee...... unreal and stupidity on her part. she said the dog reminded her of her dad... was her dad a german shepherd? or a labrador... she needs a shrink real fast... and shame on those priest for making a mockery out of the sacred institution of marriage.
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Wednesday 08 July
By Paul
What did "God" make sacred? Nothing. People who used the name of "God" made marriage sacred. I am not defending this crazy lady. I just like to let people know that "God" does not do anything. People do things in "God"'s name.
No her father was not a dog. She was just demonstrating a point that sometimes animals examplify "human" qualities better than humans do.
Why are Christians so quick to condemn?
Wednesday 08 July
By patty6cakes
For shame and shame on the man of God, who did,such a evil thing.
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Wednesday 08 July
By Clyde Freeman
At least she knows where he has been. Other folks can't. He probably sleeps with her and is very cuddly and good company.
Wednesday 08 July
By missy
PATSY
The man that married them, COULD not have been a MAN of GOD. He is like OBAMA which thinks he can walk on water and spend our money for PLEASURE........Do you think it could have been the man they call REV. WRIGHT ? Or is it Rev. WRONG. Ya the last one sounds like him. He have probably been doing it with another Ape.
The women that are taking up for that mentally disabled so called woman.
Even her family is against it, Why didn't she sneak off and do this thing in hiding.
And no, all men are not DOGS, I have a great husband, that would give me the moon, if he could reach it., so all you want to be dog (lovers) lay off the men.
I wonder how many of you women will be out tonight looking for a stray dog? No dog will be safe with all the women that are taking up for her. I am glad mine is a female.
I wonder if they can go out for steak dinner, uh,uh, do you have a table near the corner in case my husband has to pee? (sorry) lady we don't serve dogs, then she will whip out the marrage license, I see but you have your dog with you, not your husband. NOW comes the LAW SUIT, we will see it right here on good old AOL, that writes all the good storys.
Wednesday 08 July
By Moira
You know, I'm glad they're adopting, because natural offspring? Hmmm. I hope they didn't consummate this one. I think it's unfair to the dog, because he's incapable of consenting to a human agreement. I wonder what happens when a member of his own species goes into heat down the road. Will he still be faithful?
And with all this same sex marriage debate going on, this is the first I ever heard about same species marriages.
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