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Look, we love our pets, but a woman in Ghana has married her dog. We repeat, her dog.Uh, what? Yeah, this actually happened. Says the blushing bride (ew) Emily Mabou, 29: "For so long I've been praying for a life with a partner who has all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal to my mum, and he never let her down."
Don't see how this translates into marrying your dog? Read on! Mabou claims that her relationships have all been with "skirt-chasers and cheaters." The priest who performed the ceremony told people not to mock the wedding, but instead "rejoice with her, as she has found happiness at last." Don't mock? Not likely, lady. (Though we get why some folks decide to marry their cats.)
When asked about her plans for babies, Maribou responded, "We'll adopt." Fantastic! Next story: Woman and Golden Retriever Adopt Twins. Gross. Weird. Disturbing. Any more adjectives we forgot?
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Wednesday 08 July
By si2sal
I'd just like to know how the happy couple consumated the marriage!
Wednesday 08 July
By Cristina
So, the time has come when people will seriously say that it doesn't matter if one wants to marry an animal, as long as they are happy. Exactly the argument for gay marriage. And people thought that there was no slippery slope...
No, seriously, are you insane? We should be happy for her? So making a mockery of marriage, and bestiality, no problem? Where is PETA when you need them? Busy geting naked for another campaign against fur, but "marriage" to animals OK?
Sick, sick world.
Wednesday 08 July
By xanadu4024
Well its obvious that most people dont see this as beastiality, and a sure sign that the world and that woman are going down the tubes. AND the "priest that performed such a "union" should not be a priest ever again.
Figures a lot of people dont see this as a breakdown in human morals.
Wednesday 08 July
By idared
you're an idiot.
Wednesday 08 July
By mel
seriously??? you actually dont see a problem with this??? you have got to be pulling our legs. marrying the dog is not just the stupidest thing i have ever heard of, but the fact that it was allowed and a priest actually preformed the wedding shows just how stupid some people are. this needs to be over turned by someone before the rest of the stupid people in the world catch on...
Wednesday 08 July
By dee
If you see two gays marrying of course you will see nothing wrong with this. The only evil to liberals is judging a sin as sin.
Friday 10 July
By TELEKA BROWN
THATS JUST NASTY AS HELL WHAT IF ALL THE MEN WHERE CHEATING ON THEIR WOMEN. WOULD WOMEN REALLY MARRY A ANIMAL I KNOW I WOULD NOT I WOULD SATISFY MYSELF
Wednesday 08 July
By Pat
Oh sheesh this is as bad as gay marriages. And what man of God would marry her and her dog? Nobody I am sure that I want to be part of.
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Wednesday 08 July
By Me
So true!
Wednesday 08 July
By gary
Hope she likes it Doggy Style!
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Wednesday 08 July
By Laneeta Barnhouse
I hope so too! LOL
Wednesday 08 July
By Denise F. Johnson
LOVE this story.......good for her. Men are dogs anyway.
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Sunday 19 July
By gary
you just GOTTA be a lesbian!
Wednesday 08 July
By Mr obama
Your a bitch.
Wednesday 08 July
By Daniel
Sick b****, this is why gay marriage should be banned, because people are now marrying their animals...
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Wednesday 08 July
By jim
DIDN'T I SAY JUST A WEEK OR TWO AGO THAT IF YOU ALLOW SAME SEX MARRIAGE SOMEONE WILL WANT TO MARRY THEIR PET. WHEN IS ENOUGH ---ENOUGH? I PERSONALLY WILL NEVER GO AGAIN TO ANY STATES THAT ALLOW SAME SEX MARRIAGE. IT IS A DISGRACE TO CHRISTIANITY, TO NORMAL FAMILY LIFESTYLES & TO THE WORLD. YES IT IS & ALL THE GAYS OUT THERE WHO ARE IN A UPROAR ABOUT THIS CAN KISS MY NORMAL ASS. I AM SO SICK OF THIS CRAP, ONE WIERDO AFTER ANOTHER, HAVE WE REGRESSED BACK SO FAR THAT WE CAN'T SEE THE DAYLIGHT ANYMORE?THEY EVEN PUT SHOWS ON TV FOR YOUNG KIDS QHO WANT TO DATE THEIR SAME SEX? I CUT OFF MY CABLE & I'M TRYING TO GET OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS TO DO THE SAME. THIS GARBAGE IS TERRIBLE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE TO SEE ON TV. WHAT A DISGRACEFUL COUNTRY WE'VE BECOME.
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Wednesday 08 July
By terrie
Jim i agree with you totally.
mankind has taken the sacred institution of marriage and turned it into something sinful and disgraceful.. i live in mass where i was born and am ashamed that mass has approved such filth but now the gays are rising up and spreading this lifestyle like a cancer from state to state from coast to coast... then when judgement day comes they cant blame God for his punishment on them... they must blame themselves.
Wednesday 08 July
By RadRay
I'm not sure what is more frightening, the level to which your ignorance sails, or that fact that you've reproduced to possibly pass your stupidity on. Cut off your cable? I sincerely hope you sell all your worldly possesions, give up custody of any children still retaining their own beliefs, and join a cult in some underdeveloped area of the world seriously lacking in modern communications.
Wednesday 08 July
By LlamaMama
Zeez Jim........Get a life!
Have you never heard of "Live and let Live"?
Wednesday 08 July
By rachel
You have problems!!!! Why can't a guy marry a guy or a girl marry a girl??? That's sexist in some ways. Most guys love to watch 2 girls making out why can't it be the same for guys???